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# THIS IMAGE WILL MAKE YOUR SHROOMS GAY!!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I can live with that...
*puts on psychedelic music*
*eats gay shrooms*
*watches this image*

*writes 180 min concept album about it*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *secret belvoir handshakes*
why aren't you allowed to laugh at things?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Office ban.
If we laugh at something, even a funny e-mail from a client, it's perceived as not working, so we have to look on in mirthless deadpan fashion...

Quite why I'm on b3ta in such circumstances I have no idea...

*secret Belvoir handshakes back*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# you'll have to work on the Cold Face.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# And quickly too...
This almost cost me my job: b3ta.com/board/8859869
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# =D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Or ask to see someone in HR
and ask why precisely they think that this is possibly acceptable and can it be removed as a condition of employment please, as you cannot be arsed with the hassle of another tribunial.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# But spell tribunal right.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# HR?
If only we had an HR department...

Also, it's not an official part of the contract, just the constant reminders of a manager who needs to look like she's actually diong something...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# *tickles*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# *wobbles eyebrows slightly*
must... resist....
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)