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# Look in the eyes, not around the eyes...

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(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# THIS IMAGE WILL MAKE YOU GAY
CANNOT UN-WATCH
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Gay sticks!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# only if you throw it hard enough
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Someone commented on my blog to say that my vasectomy was gay.
I am struggling to come up with something less homosexual than a vasectomy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# well you don't want to get your boyfriend preggers do you.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Why not?
We'd be minted!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# it's illegal to sell babies in this country!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# What about raffle?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# hmm....
pound a strip...
you could be onto a winner here!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# You dirty bastard
I only want babies with clothes on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# get knitting then!!
and while you're at it, i need a new scarf and woolly undies!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# nobody's selling me
are they?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# shut up and get in my basement!!
i paid £4 for my lad!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# wah!
*cowers in corner*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# haha!
that's a special level of stupidity.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# My vasectomy was a bit like gay bdsm
in that a man sliced open my scrotum, jabbed a knife inside for a bit and then sewed it back up.
And then came on my tits.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Yes.
Sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# That's not just a vasectomy
that's an M&S vasectomy
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# hahahahahha.......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# oh you swine
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *shrooms*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# THIS IMAGE WILL MAKE YOUR SHROOMS GAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I can live with that...
*puts on psychedelic music*
*eats gay shrooms*
*watches this image*

*writes 180 min concept album about it*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *secret belvoir handshakes*
why aren't you allowed to laugh at things?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Office ban.
If we laugh at something, even a funny e-mail from a client, it's perceived as not working, so we have to look on in mirthless deadpan fashion...

Quite why I'm on b3ta in such circumstances I have no idea...

*secret Belvoir handshakes back*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# you'll have to work on the Cold Face.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# And quickly too...
This almost cost me my job: b3ta.com/board/8859869
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Or ask to see someone in HR
and ask why precisely they think that this is possibly acceptable and can it be removed as a condition of employment please, as you cannot be arsed with the hassle of another tribunial.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# But spell tribunal right.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# HR?
If only we had an HR department...

Also, it's not an official part of the contract, just the constant reminders of a manager who needs to look like she's actually diong something...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# *tickles*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# *wobbles eyebrows slightly*
must... resist....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# FUNKAH!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# oooh
very noice :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# *mesmerised*
actually, probably not since that has something to do with fucking magnets. What the hell?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# haha
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# If we made any more sense we'd present Christmas Lectures.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# mmm
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Will fire make it stop?
*prepares flames
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# throbby
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Bloody hell
That's nearly as hypnotic as my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *gays*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# OMG I was back in 'Nam there for a while...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# bluuuuuurgh.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# very pretty
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)