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# The rebranding wasn't as popular as they'd hoped...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# :D Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I'm sorry. The dog went on it, he's been ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Hahahhaahhahahah!
*office snort*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Pfft!
Why the fuck would they change the name?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Because any structural engineer would tell you that a dough base is an inappropriate building material.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# apparently
(this is from an interview with the chief comms officer) to alert people that they don't just do pizza, but that 15% (mebbe even less) of their range is pasta.

i think the ad where the fella says "nah they won't do that" would've been enough
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# It you think Pizza Hut serves pasta then you are sadly mistaken.
They are clearly emulcified starch tubes.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# never tried their pasta
only ate their pizzas last year cos they were just round the corner and i couldn't be arsed going on the domino's site 9/10 times
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Yeah, but what fucktard goes to Pizza Hut
for a fucking Lasagna?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Someone who's very greedy?

Lasagne is the plural
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Eh?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# what's the singular then?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Lasagna.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I'm sure if you managed to set up a big enough ramp
you could jump your motor cycle over the reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# in this ever-grown illusion that people are caring more and more about healthy eating,
Pizza Hut want to appear to be more healthy with new pasta dishes, hence the Pasta Hut advertising of late. The irony is, taht 90% of their existing client base doesn't give a shit, and will continue ordering stuffed-crust meat feasts.

I love these marketing types - so full of ideas, and none of them based on common sense :D

that is a complete generalisation and not always true....

Even though it is.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Yay
Repost delight
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I liek this D:
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# :D
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I've just had a really strange cold call (and i'm at work)
"Hello, I am concerning all the home owners"
Me: What?
"I am concerning all the home owners"
Me: You are concerning all the home owners?
"Yes"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# then stop talking to them
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# That would have been a very witty reply
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# and were you concerned?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I am now
I think
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# hahahahha, at that, you should just start asking bizzarre questions to confuse them:
"Who is concerned? What is your house?"

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I wonder how many people today he has phoned up and concerned?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I've called, eerrr, HE's called up quite a few, I would imagine
*shifty*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Ha Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)