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# he's been gone a while. i think it's too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# hey guys,
i was just doing some... um.. gardening!
thats it.
planting some stuff.
*taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# You were burying the bloodied, broken corpse of your wife, weren't you Ives?
You nawty little mischief-maker!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# *puts hands in pockets*
*stares at ground*
yes sir.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Now you've been TOLD to wait until after prep to do your inhumations!
Write out "I will not bury corpses before prep" 100 times, and let that be a lesson to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# *starts writing*
s'not bloody fair!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# this looks like a job for a FORENSIC GARDENER!
*swooshes cape*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# *tries to hide roses*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# "This looks like a thorny case! Stand aside, perp, or I'll have to dead-head you!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# you can question me all you want!
i wont dance to your prune...

i'm no good at puns...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# This could be the work of a stalk-er!
I'm sure we'll get to the 'roots' of this crime...
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Oh dear lord, I'm going to end up as a hate figure in the Daily Mail.
DOES ANYBODY HAVE HIS PHONE NUMBER, REAL NAME, AND ADDRESS... SO I CAN CALL THE POLICE AND LET THEM KNOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE?

Not that I care about him, I just don't want to end up in as a figure of hate, I'm a nice guy normally, I don't know what came over me to say such a thing.

Please don't hate me /board, please don't.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# ivesb
4th floor
b3ta Towers
b3taville
PO 3 B74
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)