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# found this foxtons recruitment banner
on monster.com...



(HCowling couldn't think of a witty name, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Yes, I am actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# what the Fuctons is Foxtons?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# It's some kind of garish coffee bar which sells houses on the side
Foxtons in Camden
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# 1 x coffeehouse, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# id like a house on the side
do you get in thru the windows
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# We've just got a new one in my town
and it beckons to you with this huge bar in the window full of champagne and the like.

I feel like going in and just getting drunk and belligerent when they try and sell me a house.
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# WHAT A BUNCH OF SHITTY CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I have to pass that twice a day
all appears smug within as I walk by
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I walked past there a couple of weeks back on my way to see the Ukes
I had to double take that it was actually an estate agents
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# They are a chain of Estate Agents
who have pushed the price of property in London through the roof over the last few years.

Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# i see...............................................i couldn't give a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Posh estate agents
Well, they only operate in posh areas, and they have very dubious business practises

They've got an office in camden that looks like a fucking wine bar crossed with a car showroom
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I spent yesterday at the council housing benefits place
somehow it doesnt look like Foxtons. still it was entertaining (one fight, one drunk, arguments and the aroma of the homeless tramp who was asleep)
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I'm disappointed by the lack of monsters.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Monster
Selling Your Details to Pyramid Schemes since 1995
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)