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# YOU JUST DELETED A THREAD WHERE CAPTAIN WOW SET FIRE TO HER BRA
AND I SPRAYED FOAM OVER IT.

YOU TWAT
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Hell of a refresh, that was.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# and I'd just revealed who the traitor with
the false beard was!

*eyes Prof Underpance suspiciously*


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# :O
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# *puffs pipe smugly*


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# *pops bubbles*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# an interesting diversion tactick David
... OR should I say, ZAFIR!!!!?

*pulls down pants to reveal birthmark in the shape of Zimbabwe*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Brrr!
Hoik 'em up again! S'chilly!


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# ha ha ha
THIS*1000
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# RAH! I MISSED THAT?!?!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# They are giving the totally wrong impression.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# DON'T SAY THAT NOW, I WAS ALMOST FINISHED!!!
*imagines*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# 'You sprayed foam over it'
cant say ive ever heard it called that before and mine never foams
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# You're not doing it fast enough . . .


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Right
im getting a motor
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I'll see if I can post it here, for posterity like
# DON'T YOU OPPRESS ME
*chains self to everything*
--(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed captain, Thu 30 Oct, 16:13,

# hey
I was using bits of everything to do stuff!
--(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderTheWeather Appolos for the real thinking grans out there, Thu 30 Oct, 16:14,

# *sets fire to bra*
little help here...



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--(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed captain, Thu 30 Oct, 16:15,

# *rolls in fire blanket*
I wasn't sure what to do then... clearly I'd be not much use in a real bra fire situation.
--(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderTheWeather Appolos for the real thinking grans out there, Thu 30 Oct, 16:16,

# You're not being much use now
take that blanket off and come and help me.
--(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed captain, Thu 30 Oct, 16:17,

# don't worry - I'll recite poetry at it!
HAD I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dream

... that normaly gets the bra off!
--(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderTheWeather Appolos for the real thinking grans out there, Thu 30 Oct, 16:18,

# That's lovely.

--(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed captain, Thu 30 Oct, 16:20,

# If in doubt
spray cleavage with foam
--(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa SAVE THE BANANA!, Thu 30 Oct, 16:18,
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# pictures please
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I'm impressed by the effort you've gone to :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# *doffs*
A piece of Wow / Prof genius. You can't put a price on that.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Linky?
;)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)