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# OH HAI THERE GAYSHIFT

Any fucking suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# sexy nuns
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Sexing a nun would be well fun
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# It is the only way to get the bitches pregnant....
RAPELOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# They'd well enjoy it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# They do,
I know from personal experience ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# You fucked a nun!
Fucking A
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Unfortunately she was 80 and a watering can was needed....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# EVEN BETTER :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# LOLSENILERAPE!
I so hope that is my stats quote :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Redsushi is a twat!
I want that as my stats quote :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# I am going to tell the Daily Mail about this!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# you are freddy krueger's dad
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Whatever!
*rips bed sheets*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# noooo!
i need them for sexing men on!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Genuine LOL!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# lollage during sexing is a no-no
as are hand puppets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I am sure you would love
a sooty sweep up your soo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# only if matthew corbett wasn't involved in any way
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# He's like the British Chuck Norris!
erm, sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# chuck norris doesn't use glove puppets
they would soften his killing blows
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# I GOT UP AN HOUR BEFORE YOU.
Suggestion: DANCE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Yes but did you go to bed at 6am
after walking home in drag... I think not! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# SUGGESTION:
DON'T DO THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# WE MADE THE MYSTERY MACHINE!!!
I WAS DAPHNE, ON THE WALK DOWN A CHAV CAR DROVE PAST AND FROM BEHIND I HEARD:
"GET YOUR TITS OUT FOR THE.... OH FUCK ITS A MAN!"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# pics or...
oh fuck it, just show us the pics!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I didnt take any :(
And the people who took them havent uploaded them to facefuck yet :(
It makes me sad
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# it makes me sad, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Hopefully there will be some tomorrow
I made quite a sexy lady
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# i find it odd
that quite a few men make very attractive women when they're all dragged up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
One of my mates who went as velma said I was the ugliest woman he'd ever seen, however A: he looked like someones aunty and
B: some of the girls on the social said they'd seen uglier
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# show him a picture of jocelyn wildenstein
and watch him eat his words
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Hahahaha fuck!!!
I was not expecting that!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# she's like the spanish inquisition
nobody expects her.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# my mum hates drag queens
cos they always have great legs.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# this is true
and quite annoying. if i tried to wear the same bloody spike heels that they do, i'd break my neck!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# LOLSTALKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# How do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Read your fucking post dick!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Read his fucking alt text cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I FUCKING DID YOU LITTLE ARROGANT TWAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Hahah don't get your knickers in a twist!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Ok,
if I promise to not get my knickers in a twist, will you promise to not act like a dick so often?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I don't get what's gotten you so riled!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# He obviously didnt read the alt text
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I've got a suggestion!
LISTEN TO DAVID BYRNE AND DIZZEE RASCAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# if im out on my own, dance with me etc...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# naked, muscular, oiled men
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I fucking wish
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# so do i
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# I'm standing in the hall, I'm puking on the wall
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# With alan ball?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Lord and Lady Blah Blah, the vicar and the judge
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Judge jules or dredd?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# That sounds like a Roger Waters song.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# YES.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# FAT DHALSIM FTW!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# No, that´s Sanson.
This is Dhalsin:

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Is that a donk?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# No
Its a sheep with a cock on it as I am all out of hummus
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I'm sorry. I can't type the letter g
Oh I did it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# STOP BEING A FAGGOT IS MY SUGGESTION.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# FUCK YOUR MOTHER
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# FUCK YOU ARE MOTHER, NICHOLAI.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# FUCK MOTHER? AM SAM?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Suggestion:
zombie sheep!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# OH SHIT
ITS HALLOWEEN INNIT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Google says so, and Google never lies
NEVER
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)