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# Happy Halloween
She's not finished, I just forgot to do anything for today, so the wife sent me this half done one that I started last night.



Click for rather bloody large (over 1mg)

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# daniela westbrook!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Looks like a girlie/ashtray combo:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I AM PISS IN YOUR MIND
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# pffft titter
*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I'll finish her:P
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# finish
on her, more like.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Very wooo
for Halloween
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# O HAI DANIELLA WESTBROOK.
Good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Reminds me of the Alien thing from the end of Alien Ressurection
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
Nicely shopped
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Not in the slightest
Thank you, everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# but but but
what about all the side effects they told me about at shcool?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Everything has side effects. Oxygen is toxic, and breathing is therefore bad for you...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I've been meaning to quit
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I don't have the time to not do something just in case.
Life is short etc. May as well cram as much fun in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Don't forget to tell a celibate Irish man in a cupboard all the naughty bits though.
Otherwise you know who will punish you for all the sinning.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I reckon he'll probably be alright, I've not murdered anyone yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# yet?
*gulps*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# also
'Can you afford to take that chance?'
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# It'll be fine.
I'm not dour enough to be Catholic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Never say never, someone might try and hurt my kids one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Think carefully - did you mean 'murder' or 'kill'?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Well if they hurt my babies
and then ran away, so I had to hunt them down and commit planned life-ending, would that be murder?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# you need to find yourself a new lawyer
*hails taxi*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Oh no stay, you look intelligent.
I can cover the defence though, I've seen Boston Legal.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Biscuit! \o/
He isn't drippingz vis goo there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I couldn't find a clip of him in Bean where he sees the vandalised Whilster painting.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# also sorry for writing the word
'Bean'
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I've thankfully never seen Bean.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Either then, depends on how quick they are.
God'd probably be a bit pissed off, either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I'd be more worried about
this bloke
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Who's he, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# A scary man who sends bad people to a horrid place
no wait, that's God.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Angelina Jolie?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Aye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Alienge Jolie??
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# It's....it's......Looking....at......me/something.....I.....think.
I'm SCARED!!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# is that jacko's nose?
nice work :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# It was actually a happy accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# i like
im doing a zombie but cant make blood - it looks crap and have a source image that needs it to look real...help
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# What kind of blood?
running drops, big splashes, what?

Here's what you do. Get a brush pack for photoshop of blood spatters and stuff (google), do several layers in differing shades of red and brown and erase the middles of the darker ones- then layer on top of each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# im using jonathon ross's wife
she is qwuite gothic

tried a few brushes but so unrealistic..fumes
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Yeah, I'm well aware of her.
That's why I said to do the colour layering.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# slice your finger open, and drip blood onto some white paper (high GSM stuff), then scan, isolate, and layer.
or, just do as the Cap' says above.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# holy shitting popes in a pope mobile racing around harlow.... that's looking mighty awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Cheers love!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Gorge
Have a Halloween MWAH-HA-WOO.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# :D Cheers ducky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Still would....
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# yikes!
zombie septum! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)