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# DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE




(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# what's black and yellow and full of shit?
edit - no no, it's a netto carrier bag (you can use that one to boost your standing in social circles)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# A constipated bee?

Edit: PPPPPPPTTTTPTH!
*hands towels out*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# we're running out of bees
everyone should plant more flowers!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# ah yes! i was gonna say a netto carrier bag but yours is better
and please swing by mine on the way to dylan moran, in my opinion he's the most naturally funny person i've seen
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Who's
unnaturally funny then?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Michael Aspel?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# ah well, what i mean is, he's act isn't really an act whereas someone like the plate faced jimmy carr appears to be working at it a lot more
also people with short arms are unnaturally funny
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Where do you live?

Edit: Hahah, I'm sounding like such a stalker this evening
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# milton keynes
hurry though, the traffic's building up
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Hah, I think I'd have needed to leave earlier today to make it to yours
on the way to Buxton. Maybe next time sir!

you have real pretty curtains
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# splendid, i'll prepare the napkin rings and toasted soldiers
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# a constipated tiger
edit... damn, that's dangerously close to mindpissage. Does that count as a mindfart?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# a tiger's underpants?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# we have
a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# A bee.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# a constipated wasp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# a bumble bee's bowel
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# someone with
dysentry?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Michael Aspel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Look, Andrew's single now, you can have him.
Leave the poor girl alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# ... right
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)