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# Hey folks!

Rainy day drawings
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Num num.
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I will eat it
to save us all

apart from you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# 'Every moment I live is agony. Blargghhhh!'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha, i love that bit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# You've just got a (chocolate) chip on your shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# that pun was creaminal
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Is his favourite band Milli Vanilla?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# No, Vanilla Ice.
Duh!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# You should go a wafer a while.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Don't get sorbet at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# He has a bad temper.
It is the same with all Neapolitans!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# How Dairy you!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# these puns are getting conevoluted.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# He'll calm down by sundae
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I think he's half baked, alaska psychiatrist
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Freezey does it,
that one was milking it a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I know it was a bit cornish

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I SCREAM
I SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# ACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# BOYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Yays
Ah nought like a freshly re'mowed noggin.
RG's stupid question of the day: Guy comes into the hairdresser's and asks, 'Do you do haircuts?'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Maybe he thought they were an old-fashioned surgical barbers
"I went in to ask for a trim and he lopped me arms offs! Oh, how we laughed."
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Yes but they still cut hair:P
It would be much more impressive in he walked into the hairdressers with his arm in a LIDL's carrier bag and asked for a hair cut.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Best to be sure
I once got my hair cut very badly in what I think was actually a brothel.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I'm talking head hair
In a related whine; has anyone noticed that UKTV Gold has changed it's bame to G.O.L.D.?
Firstly 'gee oh el dee' is a lot longer to day than 'gold' and G.O.L.D. is meant to mean Go Laugh Daily! That's G.L.D. in my books!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# If they were going to have an acronym replacement
it would be better to start fresh.

"C.R.A.P. - Constant Reruns, Adverts and Previews"
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# *applaudes lack of conjunction used in acronym*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Acronyms are a serious business,
as are most other -nyms.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Yeah you don't dis' the nyms!!!
*looks scornfullty at the U.S.*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# A guy in the supermarket today was insisting that the staff tell him the football scores.
They did try to tell him "we don't do that", but he wasn't listening.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Hahaha
I remember being in ASDA in Southampton in the mid-ninties and The Saints had a freak 6-1 victory against Man U.
Croaky voice breaking voices dubilantly shouts the result over the intercom and 20 seconds later another announcement, 'Could Kevin please come to the manager's office.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# good pen work
nicely hummused.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# ta muchly,
Though I think hummus-flavoured ice cream is a bad idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Gutted.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# i will serve him softly...
...since his head is in a swirl.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)