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[challenge entry] Hmmmm... norks....

From the Photoshop the US Election challenge. See all 478 entries (closed)

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Shuddering fuck!
I used to fancy Sarah Palin.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# used to?
WHAT HAPPENED
(sarah90 >you, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
# I saw her with massive tits like that!
I personally do not find that ttractive in the slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
# hmm
It does look abit odd. Maybe if the head was bigger... I dunno, whatever floats your OLD BUM boat
(sarah90 >you, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# saline solution.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Nah,
I just think that massive tits aren't particularly attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# boobis ? where
im looking at her face
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# You are such a gentleman ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# but I'm a massive tit
and you said you liked me

*simpers*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# IN the singular, yeah ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# TO THE CLONING MACHINE!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# LIAR
You just think it's a health hazard.
I mean, you wouldnt want to be suffocated if she was on top while you were doing it?
(sarah90 >you, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# *waits for replies*

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# No.
Tits that big are unattractive to men without issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# ahahahahaha
a herm.

EDIT: I don't know what you mean is finding women who are going to suffer from heinous back trouble in the future sexy means you have issues then.. oh.. I see where you're going with this.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Pfft!
Maybe some of you do :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# :)
aww, okay Mister 'I am not having personal problems, I just post alot'
(sarah90 >you, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Not necessarily, I could
discuss the dynamics of that at some length. A fetish is only considered pathological under certain circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# at knife point?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# So, your first comment is sexually violent
(in context of course) do you normally associate breasts with knives?*




*Excessively serious therapist blog
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# So you believe you are a therapist to excess?
Interesting.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Nope, just enough to wrong-foot people.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# did show i'm defensive though...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# it was more a query
into whether at knife point would be one of those circumstances. nee a joke.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# au contraire
blub blub blub
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# its her dolly clone ..
Sarah Parton
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Pfft!
As Dolly says, it takes a lot of money to look that cheap!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
#
I kinda still do...
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Sex pest ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
#
well?... your mother!!
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# ew ew ew ew ew.
I can't see something like that without thinking how much it must hurt.

TJ: I totally forgot about the time change, and now I'm all confused because the wall clock says 7:24 pm and the computer says 6:24 pm. I don't want to go around and change my clocks. *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Fucking hell, you are only a week late.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I'm on the U.S. side of the pond
we just did our time change today.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I had that problem last year
and the year before that
and the year before that
and the year before that
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Just change the one on your computer.
Then they'll all be wrong by roughly the same amount. That's easier to deal with.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I imagine she
rests them on that wheeled contraption when she walks about to avoid back strain.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Or has a queue
of blokes offering to hold them up.

Boingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboing
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# or offering to weigh them
wehaaaay!

/old benny hill gag blog
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Great back massage from tits that big.
/bragging blog
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# if your profile pic is you...
are you the illegitimate son of Nick Drake and Neil Young? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# COOL!!!!!!!
Usually people say Iggy Pop and Nick Cave.
I R FAMUS*


*and tragically damaged
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# actually
I would have put Nick Cave in there too, but three dads seemed excessive!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Hahaha
the comparisons are more accurate than you'd realise. Sadly the fame/cash is not.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# those breats are just silly
what silly breats!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)