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# Pink tarantulas only have pink spots on their legs, rather than being completely pink.
As far as I'm aware, that is. I saw a few in Peru. They are actually quite pretty, but the pink isn't overwhelming and it's hard to get a decent photo.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# damn camera shy arachnids
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# THEY ONLY COME OUT AT NIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# The days are much too bright
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# What the fuck is "day"?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# It's a time of day, when the DAYPEOPLE are out
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Urgh, daywalkers are pale and fragile.
Why would you want to talk to them, they don't understand how hard it is to make meth.

Let alone the muscular properties of the PINKY.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# i think you're wrong on that one
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/goliath-bird-eater-tarantul.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# TOTALLY PHOTOSHOPPED.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# that is quite lovely
and would not be out of place at a rave.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# How many times must I say this
THREE PUBES PER BOLLOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Is that real?
I want to do an animal-mashup thing of this (ingame-screenshot):

But couldn't find anything like a usable source pic for the tarantula face part.
(Calump too many camels spoil the hummus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# HAWS WIF MOEHAUK.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Also, "it's".
POSESSIVE, INNIT?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# No
Also see: No
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# CURRENTLY IGNORING: JERU.
REASON: DOUCHE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Currently ignoring: Clinical advice
Reason: MAGIC CRYSTALS WILL HEAL MY ILL!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# no
it is = it's

its (possesive) = its

it's the only exception to the rule
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Okay, that's alright.
I was actually looking for confirmation. Possessive apostrophes were the only thing I can't be too sure about. I WAS SURE I WAS TAUGHT TO USE APOSTROPHES IN POSSESSIVE SITUATIONS. FUCK MY ENGLISH TEACHER UP FOR ME PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# His, hers, its.
All technically exceptions, but they predate possessive apostrophes so it would be they that are the exception.

Also: Oneself
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# EXCEPTIONS ARE CUNTS.
I before E, except after C.








APART FROM A FEW EXCEPTIONS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA GOTCHA, DICK.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# i had a huge rant in the shop today
because someone had placed a flier, trying to sell furniture:

4 chair's, 2 table's, i set of bunk bed's all in good condition's.

i must have ground about an inch off my teeth reading that. i feel dirty just typing it on here :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Oh my word.
I think I might have to hide this post just so I can sleep tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# it is going to give me nightmares
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Greengrocer's apostrophe, been around for years.
Was your rant almost exactly identical to Stew's one in TMWRNJ where he shouts "Show me! Show me this carrot which owns 10p, of course not it can't possibly exist, a capitalist carrot!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# it was along those lines, yes
although not quite as vitriolic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Just take tippex round and tippex out all the apostrophes.
This will probably annoy them for unknown and irrational reasons.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# no
i shall leave it there for all peoples to mock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# an flier??
was reading a menu somewhere (may have been in london) and they'd put an apostrophe before every s.
was horrible


I also think we need to start shooting people who use the word loose when they mean lose
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# YES
an flier was the result of changing advertisement to flier, not bad spelling.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# It's not my writing
Blame the people who did the unofficial translation.

EDIT: or not as the case may be
(Calump too many camels spoil the hummus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I STILL MAINTAIN THAT I AM 100% CORRECT.
I AM GRAMMAR DUDE. FEAR MY GRAMMARS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# YOUR GRAMMA SO MEAN!
SHE GOT A MOTORBIKE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Your gramma's so mean she uses demonstrative pronouns when they're not even wholly necessary.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# use this horse face
www.b3ta.com/board/8900318 :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)