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[challenge entry] Bleeding edge satire as usual


I did look for a bindun, but couldn't find one...

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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Silly joe, you forgot to paint the whitehouse black!>!>!!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# damn...
is that cos he's black?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I believe he may be...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# D'you know I never noticed
until now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I only know because I read it in the papers or somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I got my election coverage
from peopkle who thought exactly the same as me. Why do I nned to hear an opposing view?

That's the best way to make an informed decision
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# opposing views just lead to confusion
and arguments.

You made a good choice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I prefer to just copy the opinions of people I admire.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# ask dulux
they know the colours that go....
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha
who was the original smug twat?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Barbarossa.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Hahaha I wish
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Gronkpan.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# no gronkpan is freebase guy and cockweasle is hulk hogan
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Gronkpan sells wine and is a mod.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# haha :D
woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# i get it, it's because it's the white house.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# there's too much contrast in the image.
the president face looks all black
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# What's this white building?
Where's the brown/grey house?

:D nicely.

Update: whoever it is in my office with the bad breath has had approximately 60 more coffees since this morning. I'm finding it hard not to gag. I've got perfume on the end of my cardi sleeve and am breathing through that as much as I can.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I have never experienced someone with such bad breath
are you sure the smell is coming from his mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Seriously, it's like.... if someone left the spit of someone with halitosis
to stagnate for a few years in a mossy old washing machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# You should review wine
that captured the smell brilliantly (however, I now no longer want my lunch)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# you must be drunk as shit by now
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# No.... should I be?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# well yes.. unless it's a perfume without alcohol in it
but pffft.. who buys perfume without alcohol in it..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# it doesn't have ingredients on it.
According to the internet it does have it in though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I think
you'd be within your rights to say something.

Nip out and lunchtime and get a box of Smints and leave them on their desk
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# But I don't know who it is!
There are 12 people close enough to me to be the person.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)