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# she looks DIRTY though
always attractive in a woman
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Dirty in the bad way.
Dirty in the onion knickers way.

Even the memory of how I came up with that phrase (or happened upon it) is making me feel a bit delicate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Onion knickers????
Not a phrase I'm familiar with...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# You've obviously never met Louise or Lucy or whatever her name was.
*rocks back and forth* Why is it that I can't remember her name, but I can remember that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# why onion knickers?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# The contents of the latter word
and indeed, itself, smelt of the former word.

Quite a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# onions smell?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Now if you'd said Onion Gravy Knickers,
well. That's all I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# It's knickers that make you cry when you peel them off
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# The day I met Lucy
with the onion pants
I sniffed her briefs and then I winced
She came to touch me
then I said I've got to go awaaaaay!

I have no idea but this edit of a Cliff Richard song jumped in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# That's pretty much exactly what happened.
Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# lucy in the sky with onions
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# That's making me boke.
or rather the images and remembered aromas it has conjured up are making me boke and I didn't have a drink last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)