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# Disaster in India this morning


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(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Is that Batman?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# NO it is not
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# DANCE, BATMAN. DANCE FOR ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# i can't dance,this suit is chafing my nipples
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# No, NOT with Robin, you chiropteral poof
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Shirley you mean
"You fucking gay"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I was trying to be clever here
*goes back to bed*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# not as yet.. I'm still working up to it
I'm only a frotteuring gay currently.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Excuse me?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# this disaster girl
is stupid. please don't use her anymore
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I agree with you on this issue.
Taking somebodies one man bandwagon from his obscure blog and bringing it here is ridiculous.

Why would anyone think it is funny or clever to stick a disembodied picture onto images of things going wrong. It's not like she was ever in the fucking Quo.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# does she love horses?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# what little girl doesn't?
actually what grown man doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Mr
Hands...anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# plus, it's in the same place in any image..
just a head.. in the lower right corner.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# DGOAP
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# TMTOAP!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# who is this girl?
that's twice I've seen her on here today
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# ^this^
is it possibly some news related thing, only I thought the only thing happoening in the world was finished now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# anyone knows that girls do not signify disaster,
that's the responsibility of the Quo
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# :D Parfitt in 'turning into Christine Hamilton' shocker
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# now thata louis theroux meets...
I'd like to watch. no idea whose flirting would make louis more uncomfortable though..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# You WANT to see it?
My life, I'd do anything to avoid it. Christine Hamilton frightens the shit out of me. I could count myself as a fairly sexually predatory female if I were to think about such things, but she puts me to shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# she looks DIRTY though
always attractive in a woman
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Dirty in the bad way.
Dirty in the onion knickers way.

Even the memory of how I came up with that phrase (or happened upon it) is making me feel a bit delicate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Onion knickers????
Not a phrase I'm familiar with...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# You've obviously never met Louise or Lucy or whatever her name was.
*rocks back and forth* Why is it that I can't remember her name, but I can remember that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# why onion knickers?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# The contents of the latter word
and indeed, itself, smelt of the former word.

Quite a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# onions smell?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Now if you'd said Onion Gravy Knickers,
well. That's all I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# It's knickers that make you cry when you peel them off
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# The day I met Lucy
with the onion pants
I sniffed her briefs and then I winced
She came to touch me
then I said I've got to go awaaaaay!

I have no idea but this edit of a Cliff Richard song jumped in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# That's pretty much exactly what happened.
Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# lucy in the sky with onions
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# That's making me boke.
or rather the images and remembered aromas it has conjured up are making me boke and I didn't have a drink last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# i meant meets the quo
i've seen the hamiltons one.. it's hysterical
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I thought
I thought I was hoping
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
#
www.buzzfeed.com/scott/disaster-girl

/edit: jeez...most of those are catastrophically shopped
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I don't like disaster girl.
She's a cut-price Quo, tbh.

At least they could have use Maddie for the lulz.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# This is a bit like
that laughing girl pointing behind her innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# this is a meme and i hate it because it is a meme
as my granny said,'a joke's only funny once.'
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# spam
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# spam yourself!
what?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# *spams self*
what now?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# i thought you had a plan
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# spam spam spam spam spam egg and spam
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Bloody Vikings!
:)
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# lolzors
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# spam
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ODshB09FQ8w
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# have a cry while youre at it chaps
ah boo hoo .
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# You get nothing for a pair.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# *flounce alert*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# it's set off the flounce alarm
wah wah wah wah wah
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# *hendrixes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# no chika
.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Meme! never
Memes take time to evolve.
I think Henry will be the newest meme, but he is still at bandwagon stage himself!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# vote for henry at next meme election yay
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I can't see Henry
becoming a worldwide phenomenon driving itself into the public's consciousness. Even B3ta 'memes' are not really memes when you read the description.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# It's not even close
to a meme. That would take more than a few people on b3ta noticing that someone stole this from a guys blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# i am sorry
i don't know the ins and outs of meme-ing.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I'm just pedantic about words.
It makes me very popular as you can imagine ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Basically you post several new threads all at once featuring the same source images.
and make sure to update us with 'works in progress' as well..

It's all about me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# don't forget
to ask for the badge ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# wheyyyy!! novelty badge!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# technically that's not a meme
although I haven't bothered reading the selfish gene, not since that bastard shagged my favorite doctor who assistant and cheated on her with mr garrison...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# yes, I know this. It was a play on getting the 'me-me-me' gag in, ta. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# you are beaker aicmfp
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# cheers, Bunsen ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I was going to explain your joke
but then I thought fuck em. We are both wasted on b3ta ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# we should be a double act.
The Two C*nts.

"And it's goodnight from me, and a f*ck off from him"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I'd love to take my act on the stage.
But then that Dylan Moran has already done it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# act ?
you already have taken it on stage, its online for the rest of the world to laugh at.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Oh now you know me?
I thought I was being quite reasonable with you yesterday but it appears now you are not quite as new as you would, at first, seem.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I was being pedantic.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# That position
has already been filled ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# god damnit i want in on this pedantry!!!
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Goddammit is one word...
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I thought I was technically three...
you expect me to be able to spell?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# You're not doing bad for a toddler
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Down with painting by disaster girl
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I have no idea who she is, but she does have a bit of the Anti-Christ about her....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Aha!
I see your wandbaggon from another site and raise you a shit TJ!

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Taupe Trumps!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# You can blame Wogan for this one
Talking about his taupe fireworks and me thinking "I wonder how he managed to fire a picture into the sky then write some text on it"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# hahahaha :)
Wogan's fireworks were exemplary, as always
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)