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[challenge entry] The best a man can get

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(waxdart hello., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Are Kankers the same
as Dangleberries?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# clagnuts is another word
them are lots for them.
(waxdart hello., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Whinnets
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Klingons on the brown-starboard bow
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Clinkers
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# No, kanker is Dutch for cancer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Oh fuck :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# It's also the swearword most used in The Hague

Q: Why does the The Hague encyclopaedia only have the letter K?
A: Kankeraardworm, kankeraalbes, kankeraarde ...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*doesn't understand*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# They use kanker as an adjective to every word


in dutch, the adjective and the noun make for a single word


Okay, it's not remotely funny if you're not dutch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hahahaha
i actually get this. cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Everyday is a schoolday.
might help with that.
(waxdart hello., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# RHODES APPROVES
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Bloody Rhodes and his third eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# The third eye is what keeps him ahead of the cooking game
he can watch sausages so that they cook evenly whilst he is making man-custard
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Now it all makes sense!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Oh, hi Gary
Would you like to try some of my Toad in the Hole?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)