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# All your efforts with photoshop


I've took a picture of a local hotel sign that looks vaguely cock-ish
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# well done
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# see a doctor
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# what about the ham? won't anyone think of the ham?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Don't worry, it's going to be ok
*touches the ham in a comforting way*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# do you think the courts will believe that's "a comforting way"? mmm?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# It wasn't me guv
Some older boys made me to touch the ham
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# i'm warning you
i'm going to have to put you on the games grid
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Dissed by a n00b
lol !
(IPFreely, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Yeah but technically RPS is acceptable so they've not done anything wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Yeah, but RPS is shit, give it up
but RPS is shit give it up
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# THat's the thing.
I'm not a real RPS person but it still hasn't officially been laid to rest.
I think you'll find that I said technically:P

'ningles teh Millinery.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# RPS?
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Real Photo Sunday
Generally frowned upon, because no one wants to see your holiday photos

However, pictures of amusing things you have seen are always acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# i saw a carrot the other day in my kitchen shaped like a cock, can i photograph it and post that?
..oh you said amusing, didnt you
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# That sounds about as funny as a rude and amusingly shaped vegetable
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# i saw a cock the other day shaped like a carrot
but I'm not taking a pic of it...
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# you'll have to excuse me ...
... my give-a-fuck is broke
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Heh
I don't know what your cock looks like, but mine doesn't have a grand staircase leading up to it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# oh duuuuuude
you're missing out there
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Doesn't it???
Does that mean mine is 'special'?
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# no flower pots either??
:(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Nope..
I do have a couple of faux greco-roman arches though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# rawr :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I have a doric column:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Those aren't flower pots.
You can just see the head and hands of tiny jugglers in the pots and the juggling balls flying overhead.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Mine has a doorbell
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Ding dong!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# FACE RAPE TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)