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# You are 364 days early for International Whelk Day

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# they start early these days
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# like xmas
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# whelks dont have christmas do they?
I must have missed that
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# EVERYTHING has christmas
except muslims
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# muslim whelks eh
do they have Burkhas too

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Yeah,
but the cheeky fuckers still get presents for Winterval/Kwanzaa/Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# i dont think i'd be comfortable with the present exchange...
...all those tightly wrapped boxes :-s
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# and wombats.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I saw lots of wallabies on Friday.
Aren't they shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# indeed. kolas are much more plesant, slightly tighter and they'll scream.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)
# what about drop bears?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hum i don't like them, they drink rum.
bunyips now there's something...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Don't call them shit just because they wouldn't sex you in the face
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
# that's another advantage of the koala, you just have to pick the right gum leaf to rub on your nob.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Do they?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# yes
are YOU wibbling correctly sir?



*looks suspicious*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Always, sir, always
*wibbles like a good 'un*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# What if we changed it to whelk wheek?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Well, I just got home from work
And we're a day ahead in the Antipodes, so please accept my lateness :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# apologies accepted
all whelkyness greatfully accepted

they would have been proud
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Aw shucks
You're Whelkome! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Did you see this btw?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Ha Ha!
Topical AND Whelk-filled! Indeed, an excellent molluscine sketch, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# cheers

did you also spot the second whelk?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)