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# I put the 'intern' in 'internet'
while you're offering
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:27, archived)
# Get me a triple low fat fair trade wet cappucino with hazelnut syrup and two brown sugars along with a copy of the FT and the latest Viz.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:29, archived)
# I only have regular coffee

Black, like my men
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)
# haha, i was shouting that on election day
"i'll take my coffee like i like my presidents...! tall, black and kenyan!"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Half Kenyan.
It's a blend.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:33, archived)
# yeah, too bad biden's name can't be made into a milk pun
or this would be a joke to sustain me for the next four years
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:35, archived)
# Something to do with the name Joe?
I don't know. I've not been to sleep yet. Don't hassle me.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:38, archived)
# yeah, i thought of that too
too much grammar finagling to think about at this hour
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:40, archived)
# Don't Americans refer to Coffee as Joe?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:57, archived)
# See I have a mate called Coffee*
but his real name is Alan

it would be weird if Americans called him Joe for some reason

* not, as I usually have to point out, for racial reasons...he's whiter than I am
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# RACIST!
How can you be whiter that you? You look like you were born into a vat of Vanish Oxi action ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# He just drinks coffee is all
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Shittest reason for a nickname ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:37, archived)
# I like my coffee like my women.
Exported from South America in a box.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:38, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:39, archived)
# I like my coffee how I like my women
freshly roasted and in a cup

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:47, archived)
# But you got the Viz right?
I can't have my morning dump without it.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:33, archived)
# Certainly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:36, archived)
# You're going to make it big in this business kid.
*goes for poo*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:39, archived)
# What you doing on here this morning?
You know it isn't the evening right?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:58, archived)
# It is if you haven't slept yet.
I don't know why but I'm wide awake.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# You are a mental fella!
SLEEP IS AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)