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# *gasp*
Factualy inacuracy! You don' need to eat to shit. Faecal matter includes the shedded instestine cells and occurs if you're fasting on not.

*gets off high horse*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# And dead red blood cells.
I think it's mostly bacteria, though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# And Welsh people.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Only if you eat Welsh people.
Which I do.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I like their rare bits!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# haha

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I prefer the welsh / far east fusion
...Thai n Dai
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Only hippies like Thai Dai!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# ..breaking news, today a joke was killed on a popular website.
Police reported they were looking for a tall horse.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Damn right
None of that new fangled joke stuff on b3ta! Next you'll be saying Darwin was right!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# We'll have no jokes here, thank you.

Here, look at this drawing I did of this girl in my class instead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Omg u so fncy her
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# You don't know girls! You're not married!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Factually incorrect! Surely being married reduces the amount of girls known?
*waits for confessions, blackmails*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# You know Wil is married?
FACTUALLY INCORRECT BIARCH!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# HAH! NO!
Was waiting for prisoners married blokes to boast about girls thus giving game away, ACTUALLY.
So there.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Well why did you reply to the post saying that he was not married therefore wouldn't know any women?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# 'cause I reckoned some bloke who was married would boast they still knew loads of girls.
Despite marriage.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)
# High horse, I thought it was a rocking horse!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# No a high whore.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Ah ha!
She shits c-cells by the sea shore... :)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thyroid_epithelial_cell
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# If you're shitting out your thyroid you're doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# *wipes off neck*
What!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# goitre
room, you've been a very naughty boy for making that sort of mess.
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Actually I know this from a factual book i had in my khazi called, 'NOw Wash Your Hands'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# OOOHHH
Have seen that book, somewhere in the loft...

Have a public safety notice



edit/ Its mackeral for tea - if I go and cook it right now!
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# lovely grilled
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# No
I showered today:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Why would a person eat a fish?
I mean, why?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# It's us or them.
We all have to do our bit to prevent them taking over the planet.
Plus, they're really tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Biochemist goes into a pub, and asks the barman
"How much is a pint of adenosine triphosphate?"

"80p"

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Gah
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# That biochemist lives near a very cheap pub!
edit: hmmm. I wonder what pure ATP tastes like...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# That took me far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Care to share it with the rest of the class?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# ATP/80p
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I see.
*sees*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# *science dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Adenosine Triphosphate = ATP = All Tomorrow's Parties
Equals Butlin's in Minehead FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# My tickets for that arrived this morning.
Good choice.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Gah.
I want to go to that but am all festivalled out for this year. Also: FUCKING CHRISTMAS BOLLOCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# It's the first festival of the year for me.
I was busy in the summer.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# oh crap
i must give my mate the money for that
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
# hmm t4
that explains that crap
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:38, archived)