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[challenge entry] 'baddum-tish'
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Alright, so that was The Sun, but you know the Daily Mail would have done if The Sun hadn't
done it first.

EDIT: Better?

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(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Nice font matching there
what algorithm are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)
# HAHAHA
...in Times New Roman
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I believe it's known as René Albert's MLNGLMGLNGLMGLNGM
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)
# This took me over 40 hours in MS Paint.
Great artists are never appreciated in their own time. Nor are incompetents like me.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# In that 40 hours, you could have helped 7 homeless people find shelter
or killed 15 zebras by running over them in a steamroller
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I stand by my decisions though

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# and then made a shelter out of dead zebras and used steam rollers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Sounds to me like "The lazy man's way of making pedestrian crossings".
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# effort is so overrated
I'd recommending sitting back with a nice glass of something pleasant

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# and a croissant?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hmm, yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# My next door neighbour's got a steam roller
It's called "Arfur"
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# We appreciate you
signed Editor: The Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Fresh indeed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Freshest gander I've ever seen

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# failboat?
minor tj: It occured to me today, while sitting inside of a bus, that nobody says "GET LOST!" anymore

when did this phrase go out of fashion?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# since TOMTOM went to market

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# but that just causes more lostment!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# "Stroll on"
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
# stroll off
stroll on
stroll off

Mr Miyagi is a harsh taskmaster
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# They don't?
We do oop north.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# now now, oop north no insult would merely consist of only two words
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)
# The words "you cunt" are normally attached!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I have no idea
but I saw a shop the other day called 'Robert's Haberdashery'. It's nice to see that some words never go out of style :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Haberdasher is such a nice sounding word.
"Hello! I'm a haberdasher" is a lovely phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# There is a school near me
called Haberdasher's Askes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I prefer
"Get to fuck!" and
"Away with you!"
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# The people that said that . . . GOT LOST !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# just found this in my photobucket, forgot I made it
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Harry potter and the schlong of Wadeefuuk
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# and this
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# my cliff one
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Really?

Photobucket deletes all my CDC images within the hour, due to 'violating terms of service'.

They let me keep all the nazi ones though.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# they deleted a nude picture of a women, but the picture next to it was also a naked women and they didn't delete that one, even though it showed more
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# They once deleted
that picture of Michelangelo's painting where Adam and God are touching fingers that had been editted so god was pointing at Adam's groin and saying "lol". You know the one. Then again, it was called "lolwang.jpg" and when I re uploaded it as "adam.jpg" they left it there, so I'm guessing they look at filenames too.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# yeah it is
the one that got deleted, had the word nude in it, the other one was just a number
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# That must be it, yes

I'll make certain all my kitten images have cunt somewhere in the filename from now on
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Harry Potter and the Wrists of Glee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)