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# devil's advocate?

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(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# did you make him a jew?
edit: shit, i put it into photoshop to draw a devil face behind where that light is, so i made it brighter, and agragragragragrgar
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# NO Jews on b3ta plz
fucking praying to Mozes bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# fucking racist.
should i quit b3ta then? :O
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# You're one of them?
STOP RUNNING THE MEDIA YOU BASTARD! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# me and cap'n wow.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# It seems Captain Wow has left the building.
So it is just you now.

If you want, I am more than happy to be an honorary Jew as I know a bit of hebrew, and I own a dreidel, know how to play it, and know what to say whilst playing it.

I do have a fully intact penis though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# own a dreidel, know how to play it, and know what to say whilst playing it.
this is tv-bullshit jew.

do you know how to sell diamonds, intrest-loan money and control the media?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Yes, I can control the media!
*turns off tv*

See?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# do you know how much everything costs wholesale?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# and me
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# no
I likes you

But the rest should be banned for life

/hitlerblog

I like the jews, but nobody noes
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Easy tiger
everything said on B3ta should be taken with a pinch truckload of salt
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# nau hu da feck ar yo!?
i know :) i was kidding. i'm not really a jew...

i really am
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Nah....
Demon behind him to the right.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# well, i did a nosejob on him, yes
but that wasn't in order to make him look jewish :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# umm?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# tilt monitor down ;)
Edit: or stand up, ye lazy so and so...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# 21st Century hologram!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# OOOOOOOOH :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Too subtle for me
*furrows brow in a vain attempt to understand*

Edit - got it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# *stares at image*
Yup. That's the pope.
*wanders off to make a cuppa*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Popetime?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# probably :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# hahahahaha /am I the only one who thinks that looks slightly like Leslie Nielsen
I'd completely forgotten about that guy.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha
nicely
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# HAHAH! Cardinal Rik Mayall too!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# He's evil.

Evil I tell yer!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha brilliant
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)