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# Note to self........NEVER put trainers in the washing machine at 90 degrees again, ok?
Bin laughing me bollix off at this for the last half hour.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# easily amused
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# I don;t recall that morrissey song
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# it's a b side from 1992
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# ahhhhh
still ill really is wonderful

*listening*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# pure african hi-lite guitar from Marr there
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Under the iron bridge....
fuck I love that song so much.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# If depression's on yer mind sir...I prefer
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2tdF6ziim7E
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# that's not depressing
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vaHOx0EBLME
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I've just learned what it's like to slash your wrists with a rusty spoon!!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# no, this is
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HUYnMqp_p_o
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# apart from Jacob's Circumcision by Lou Reed
this is without doubt the bleakest song I have ever heard.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# i can't be arsed to watch that
what's it about?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# abortion and ghosts
the usual, you know. Although the Decemberists generally are full of lyrical wit and incise. Everyone is flawed in one way or another I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
#
my name is leslie ann levine
my mother birthed me down a dry ravine
my mother birthed me far too soon
born at nine and dead at noon

fifteen years gone now
i still wander this parapet
and shake my rattle bone
fifteen years gone now
i still cling to the petticoats
of the girl who died with me

on the roof above the streets
the only love i've known 's a chimney sweep
lost and lodged inside a flue
back in 1842

fifteen years gone now
i still wail from these catacombs
and curse my mother's name
fifteen years gone now
still a wastrel mesallied
has brought this fate on me

my name is leslie ann levine
i've got no one left to mourn for me
my body lies inside its grave
in a ditch not far away

fifteen years gone now
i still wander this parapet
and shake my rattle bone
fifteen years gone now
i still cling to the petticoats
of the girl who died with me
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Searchs like mad...

Here it is! www.youtube.com/EasilyAmused
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# subtle
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)
# ^
as a plane or two flying into a rather large financial icon in a heavily populated metropolis
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# scrooge mcduck?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# *touches nose*







.
*cums on stomach, rubs it in*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# hahah
ick
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I love that song.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)
# one of my favourites
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# AAAAAAAArghhhhhh
....BUSTED!!!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# you have lost
your sole(s) I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Let's keep FISH out of this..ok?
....ummmm.... ok, I get it




*Walks away whistling & embarrassed*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# oops!
if that don't happen it can also give them a really nasty smell, as strange as it sounds. I think Nikes are prone to it as they are made from dead african children.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Completely ruins the flavour as well.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)
# ppfffttt
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# i've got soul but i'm not a souldurrrr
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# i've got soul, but i'm not soldered
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I've got ham but I'm not a hamster.
/quote
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)
# i've got a badge but i'm not a badger
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)