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# Interview Dave Gorman: What should we ask
Yep. That comedian chappy who made it his mission to find other people called Dave Gorman.

I'm trying to get an interview - as he linked to the b3ta catgame from his site - and want to know what YOU want to ask him.

A kind of community interview versus Dave Gorman kind of thing.

So... Please sumbit your questions...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:18, archived)
# ask him
"Daddy or chips?"
(Nacho, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:21, archived)
# has he had any cool animals named
Dave Gorman?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:25, archived)
# excellent plan
re-name your cat Dave Gorman, and ask him why he never turned up to interview your cat.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:31, archived)
# What's it like
being married to theresa gorman?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:28, archived)
# who is
that?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:30, archived)
# agh
she's the horrid ex-mp for billericay. thankfully not any more.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:36, archived)
# This is her
She retired to spend time with her husband
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:42, archived)
# Her blouse is like acidwarp
if anyone remembers that great bit of trippy code.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:44, archived)
# the chap who wrote acid warp is called Noah. And here is his cat/:
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:49, archived)
# we like him already
and noah's probably ok too.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:50, archived)
# bet he was pleased
.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:45, archived)
# What has he just sat on?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:32, archived)
# his forum is odd
read it. people are posting, saying "I am Dave Gorman", and others reply saying "So am I."

It's a bit like the freemasons - but rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:38, archived)
# ask him
how often his food goes down the wrong pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:50, archived)
# will
do.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:52, archived)
# ask him what time
Eastenders is on tonight. I can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:52, archived)
# the classic... "how much is a pint of milk?" question
... to test whether a celeb is divorced from reality...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:57, archived)
# but that's rubbish
cos I have no idea how much milk is. About 60p?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:02, archived)
# perhaps if he doesn't know then
he'll fit in right here!
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:04, archived)
# me neither ...
... never drink the evil white stuff. however, I do occasionally buy it *for friends*...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:06, archived)
# it's actually
about 40p if you buy it somewhere expensive, about 28-30p from supermarket
(corruptia, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:30, archived)