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# One minute you're walking along in a world of your own. Then BOOM
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Y'know
this is always happening to me!

Woo you crazy bastard!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 8:57, archived)
# SUDDEN ONION!
I had an unexpected leek the other day.

'ningles teh Chutney.

EDIT: How rude of me. Woo!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 8:58, archived)
# That's what Tena is for
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 8:58, archived)
# You can't buy your dignity back.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 8:59, archived)
# I gave up on dignity a long time ago
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:01, archived)
# This is what I like to hear...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Is not a Laaaaiiidy!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:01, archived)
# It's that or a tampon up the wee hole
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Naaa
I just like to stand and gush.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# please write me a porn story.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Once upon a time a man and a woman were very much in love so they did a special hug.
Which was ironic as he'd actually come to fix his refridgerator.
THE END
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Top-Ningles Ghostie, Joliet
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Ningles!
*hears the kickstand of the boss' motorbike and runs to the kitchen to make a cuppa before he comes in and wants one too*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)
# I can't help but feel the impact of it's 'sudden' arrival,
is somewhat marred by the sign hanging from its stem announcing the nature of its being.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:00, archived)
# M'afraid It's the Health & Saftey culture we live in these days....
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:01, archived)
# surprise garlic is fun too
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Onions, sudden or otherwise, can't fail to be great.
I love an onion, me.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Yes!
Just yes! I love your stuff! :D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)
# hehehe
*click*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# oh snap!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)