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# wiggle wiggle

(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:00, archived)
# woo

that is all.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:01, archived)
# that is lovely
but it's a touch on the large size. you need to optimise it down to about 150K, I'm sure somebody helpful will tell you how to do that (but I'm outrageously busy at the moment)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:11, archived)
# Yup
'Tis a lil too big for frontpage though [kb wise].

Edit: Well, the whole thing is an edit..
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:12, archived)
# he means it's too big
to be frontpaged. Rogan is very level headed (thank the lord).
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:21, archived)
# nothing
over 200K is supposed to get frontpaged.

I was being helpful.

edit: thanks pep :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:21, archived)
# any time
thank you, more to the point.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:23, archived)
# the problem is
I have no idea how to make it
smaller in kb :S
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:43, archived)
# If you used ImageReady
Somewhere on the right hand side, there's an option called "Optimisation". You can tell it to optimize the animation to 250kb [it reduces the quality].
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:46, archived)
# there was
a bit of a discussion about this last night in this thread
at the bottom of the thread there are some tips on how to do it in imageready...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:51, archived)
# haah

Top stuff !
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:04, archived)
# that's very

now animate your norks
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Woh!
You're very rude aren't you!

everstoned is really cool.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:06, archived)
# Why would you say
such horrible things? :-(

(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:10, archived)
# you
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:07, archived)
# You dirty, dirty...
...litlle man.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:07, archived)
# you
know it.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:08, archived)
# eer, excuse me?
since when did we start hassling the ladies on the board? That's a little rude stouff..
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:17, archived)
# stouffer's on the phone right now
but i'll see to it he gets a stiff kicking for his wicked ways

/Mr Zero at stouffer's
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:21, archived)
# hmm. seriously tho
it's not very nice to hassle the ladies like that. This is supposed to be a friendly place and everything. Not a 'cor you're a woman get your tit's out' one.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:22, archived)
# Hehehe
You said tits. I see what you mean though

(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:24, archived)
# i know
seriously, this *is* Mr Zero at stouffer's. he's still on the bloody phone. i shall tell him he has incurred your wrath though, and then maybe prod him with a stick.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:25, archived)
# I believed you anyway -
i know all you male scottish b3tans are always having mysterious boysy sleepovers at eachothers houses ;-)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:28, archived)
# haha
actually, looking at his manky bed, you couldn't pay me any amount of money to sleep in it...

(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:30, archived)
# dear pep
i would like to apologise for my behaviour. i was being very silly and i see the error of my ways. i will not do it again.

love stouff.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:34, archived)
# i would
also like to apologise to the lovely laini for besmirching her good name.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:35, archived)
# I'm willing to forgive him
if he animates his bits for us now.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:26, archived)
# I really don't want to see that
ape's pierced nads were quite enough, thank you
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:28, archived)
# that has actualy happened?
and I missed it?

edit: found it in teh spaz. ugh.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:36, archived)
# Yes let's keep b3ta safe and friendly
However in the interests of freedom of expression, if the lovely Iaini decides she would like to post pictures of herself displaying her wares, as it were, we shouldn't discourage her ;)
edit: hope ^that^ doesn't offend, it was meant to be a light-hearted comment accompanying a heartfelt sentiment to keep b3ta fluffy
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:30, archived)
# *sigh*
i already know of one woman who isn't coming
back to b3ta because of stuff like this.

She was a lurker, but she felt she would never
be accepted as a b3tan, always a woman-on-b3ta.

I told her this board was different.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:33, archived)
# y'see -
that's why i get cross. And considering half the male b3tan's are single, you're think they'd be a bit more welcoming!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:37, archived)
# i know.
i was being an fhm laddy cunt. i really feel bad about it.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Ooops
Do you mean what I just said? or stouffer's original comment about the possibility of breast animation?
This board is diffeent, I hope. I quite like the idea that not quite all the inhabitants arelong-haired ginger-bearded geeks.
If I caused any offence, I'd like to apologise to anyone offended, especially Iaini. I just think she looks like a very attractive young woman in her profile pic.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:39, archived)
# i'm a
short haired ginger beardless nerd, if that helps.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:47, archived)
# I was just generalising
based on a few profile pics to create a generic male b3tan - see, I got one feature right!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:49, archived)
# Stereotypes usually exist
for good reasons.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:51, archived)
# To be honest
i think most of the time the board is pretty good, from what i've seen.
I may just not notice it but it's normally alright for that type of thing.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:42, archived)
# once again i
can only apologise. i have no real defence. i was being an arse.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:51, archived)
# I'm sorry -- I think I've made you feel bad.
I didn't mean to.

This board is different. It's a remarkably fluffy place for the net. And wonderfully geeky.

And you're very fluffy too.

(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:55, archived)
# aww - apology accepted.
it wasn't very like you to say something like that anyway. we know you're a lovely chappy really.

Plus you know the b3ta girls would give yer arse a big kicking anyway.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:56, archived)
# i know. it's been
a fucking horrible week and i've been a grumpy arse and upset a couple of people, and it really pisses me off when i do it.

*think about the kittens, think about the kittens*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:58, archived)
# poor love. it'll all work out
people dont stay that upset for long. (unless you killed their pets or something?)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 20:10, archived)
# replace
'pets' with 'children' and you've got it.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 20:14, archived)
# have a wiggly waggly
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 19:06, archived)