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# mallet's mullet


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(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Tiyiy Mawep.
That's what I used to call him.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I knew someone in the eighties with a hairlip too.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# More a case of me being a toddler.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Easy, Joan Crawford, I'm a grown up now.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# get away from the window mother
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# mother,are you there?I love you.I never meant to hit you on the head with that shovel
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# R to the IS?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Actress who hated kids.
Adopted two, abused the hell out of them. Well, one of them.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# O icy.
You've got to admit kids are crap at fighting, though. My nephews are learning karate, and I could have them any day.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Most kids.
I punched my dad in the knackers once.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Haha
:)
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Knew a few of them back then too.
(what with being one before anyone says anything!)
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Sweet breams are made of these
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Oh cod...
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Come on,
there's a time and a plaice for puns like these.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I'm herring you, dude
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# This is neither the time nor the plaice...
EDIT: Aaargh mindpissed!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# You were trout of your depth

(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I sea bass-ically what you did there
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# He haddock coming

(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I hake puns
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# They're all cod
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# *Offers towel*
Here, dry yourself off with this.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Gak.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Who am I to fishagree
oh dear. *hits self*.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# That first one looks a bit like Charlie Sheen! :)
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# at first: wtf?
on closer inspection: hmm you're right + *boak*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# :DD
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# HAHA!!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# oh yes
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# crikey!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Oooh that's a bit fucking posh.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# WAH!
Not seen that one before...

Gave me quite a shock as I was scrolling down through loads of harmless Timmy Mallets.

nicely done.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# It was my entry into the 'shop Thom from radiohead' challenge
Cheers all, I was only replying to the minister. Bless yes.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Steal my thunder will ya?
I was just harmlessly trying to steal someone elses.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I didn't meeeeean to.
I like yours better, if it's any consolation.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Nooo mines rubbish. Yours is well better!
Do you lickadickaday? heheehe
/primary school
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# *snogs*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# OMG!!!
*hides behind sofa*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)