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[challenge entry] Merry Kweznuz!

From the B3ta Christmas cards challenge. See all 272 entries (closed)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Sturdy Christmas to everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# ARG THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR...
and so on.

Oodles of woodles for yoodles
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
# is it xmas already?!
did i sleep for a month, last night?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# yes
what did you get me?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Get me an XBOX!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# get your own!
I've already given mine away to my brother...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# but I'm a poor student and all
(just need to finish my paper and sign my contract...grrr)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# then what are you doing here?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# RTFC!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Have a 'maddy' christmas
or a Henry Christmas..
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Arf.
I'm not displaying this as I may go to hell.

www.globalhumbug.com/hosted/apb.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
# You, hell, now
And save me a seat
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# when hell is full the dead will walk the Earth
starting in Croydon!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# ...in March 1976, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# ooh '76
best year ever that
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# let me guess...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *lets*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *gives up*
Sorry, I'm too tired.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)
# 83 was better
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Poo to that
with knobs on. 1965 FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I'm quite partial to 1792 myself
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)
# I'm a big fan of the work of 1759
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# He speaks very highly of you, too
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# so he fucking should do
I put away enough of his product.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# MMMMMMmmmmm - had a GREAT pint of bitter last night
in the pub with Mrs. Undercover - sitting by the fire - putting the day to rights over a pint of Black Sheep.

I am old too soon, but I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Nowt wrong with that, lad.
Sounds like a perfect plan, in all honesty.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# you're looking good for your age
; )
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# c'mon now
it's '72 all the way
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Quiet, you!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# if you say so
I wouldn't possibly be able to comment... for legal reasons I can't go in to now.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *solicits*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)
# are you a woman trafficed for sexy purposes?
apparently I have to check first...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *hides garter belt*
Certainly Not!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)
# nice one
no jail for me then
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Well, not just yet, anyway...
The night is young, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# i laughed
but felt guilty
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# pffft
'ello lady
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Ello rugged
*hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *huuuuuuuuuuugs*
how's you today pretty?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Good ta
Yourself?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)
# a bit meh today
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Aw :(
I dreamt about you last night
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)
# did you really?
i had a dream last night that i was in a relationship with a woman who had dark bobbed hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# You spelled 'teh' wrong Trelly!
a memey Christmas to you too.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Oh arse
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
gone fishin
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Heh heh :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)