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# I'm making some Christmas cards for friends and family.
Or at least I intend to. Whether or not I actually get round to doing it is a different matter.

Each one has a different title, to be printed under the image on each card:

'What? It was like that when I got here. That's right, blame the fat bloke.'


'Pisa, Rudolph! I said the next stop was PISA!'


Are they any good? I am worried that only I find them humorous.

And yes, the idea is influenced/stolen/borrowed/inspired from Slinkachu's work
(brainwrong, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I like the mince pie one.....
But the Pizza slice is making me feel queasy
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# making me hungry
Someone take me out for lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Carluccio's?
Nice spot of Mushroom Risotto?

I'll book a table.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Argh! Don't you dare!
I heard (somewhere) that he's raped the New Forest of mushrooms
and now nobody's allowed to pick 'em anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Really?
Bloody hell! Instant boycott then.
Or perhaps I'll have the seafood linguini instead.

*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# It could easily be bollocks
I can't find anything in gooooogle
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I need verification!
That's my fave non-meat lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I want to go to the New Forest Of Mushrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# :D
nicely...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# *aims*
*fires*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Yes, I like them
Nice work fella
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# These are original and good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# See that old peice of pizza?
THat's your CHristmas dinner that is. You'll all sit down and dear Papa will carve it up and you'll all marvel at how you will better it next year.


/History Today blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I like the both
But feel the contents of the mince pie one should be shopped a little to vaguely resemble a nativity scene - ikkle babby cheeses, Mazza n' Jo, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# yay
You made that 10 foot tall mince pie look really tiny :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I think he used some tilt shift trickery
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# No, I used some tiny little 1 inch high models that
model railway nerds use in their displays. They come in all shapes and sizes. I get them off Ebay
(brainwrong, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Yes!
Go ahead and make those into cards - they're fun...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I like them both, sir
The mince pie one is making me rather hungry, though. As is the pizza.


*Orders both from M&S online*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Oooh, glad they seem to be well liked
In a similar, but non-festive vein:

Go away! I'm reading
(brainwrong, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# *eyes suspiciously*
What's that book?

Edit: Apologies, that was very rude - Great Pic.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# It's called "The Accident Man" - it's a thriller based
around the time The Queen of Our Hearts Lady Princess Diana died.

Think Dan Brown. In Paris (again). But with more dead princesses and far fewer book sales.
(brainwrong, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Aha...!
ta for the info.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# That's lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# The world needs more tiny peeps!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Brilliant
I love it
(Sabbie was bored until, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)