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(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# SPANGS GOOD AND PROPER!!!
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post317449
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# nice suggestion, BUT NOT AS GOOD AS MINE!!!! HAHAHAHAH
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post315817
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# That would be Ok it if were tattooed on a leg
But as it has been you've made it lame:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I'm up to 12 now
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# And your reading age can only blossom from there.
Are ya dissin' teh DNA?:P

HOw's the ankle?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# and your writing age will catch me up one of these days...
Ankle's on the mend, cheers fella :)
surgery still may be likely, but not immediately, which is nice, now out of straps, and kinda wobbly, but nice to walk properly now :) - and DRIVE!
/missed driving :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# No
No it won't:D

As I said before. Get some arnica tablets. When my father had his knee replaced the surgeon was so impressed by the results that he said he's suggest it to all his future patients.
Not only do they work, they work unbelieveably fast.
EDIT: My mother and sister had ME before Fergie (between them a total of about 18 years of suffering). Before then it was a mental illness so they had to find alternative sources of healing. Arnica and Echinea work so fast it's scary and I can't have you hobbling round the next London bash BBQ:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I may well have the present Mrs. Archie there propping me up :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Sexah:P
Give it a try. I've know you for years (I have no life) and hate to see you in pain when you don't need to be.
Plus you're cooking the bangers next time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# You should at least wait for the compo to be announced
before thinking of ideas!!
Now we know your secret!!

Or am I just slow, not to realise to do this!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I love wordplay, me :)
even if it doesn't get picked, I've got ammo for future 'shops.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I own copyright on all of these I'll have you know
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# hahaha, that's the spirit :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Yes
This is truely wonderful. You must be a genius to come up with such a concept!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# winner :D
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Good God, they keep on coming.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# They just keep popping in my head!
I think i've re-defined the term 'milking it'!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Mmmmmn . . . reindeer milk !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Red top
top
 nose
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# tastes of mince pies and egg nog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Now, if one could buy milk that tasted of that,
I'd buy the company that made it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# *bokes*
/not a milk fan blog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# 0_0
What - good for yer bones, lad.

No, not *that* one, the skellington ones...

Edit: You mean you don't even like THIS: www.chocomel.nl/ ?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Yeh I'm sure it is but.....
WHERE IT COMES FROM


*bokes*

edit: ok, that I could drink :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# What, you mean those Black & White coloured bags of fillet steak
that wander around in the countryside, n' all?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# mmmm steak
edit: I think part of the revulsion is that I was forced to drink it at school and it was warm and horrid
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Wait till I make you my green peppercorn, brandy and cream sauce
over a griddled fillet steak.


nom nom nom....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# oooooh
Yes please

nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

all dark and almost burnt on the outside and rare on the inside

lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# It's only way it ever gets cooked
chez moi.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Then you have just gained 50 extra points and a chance at the star prize
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# ooOOOOoooo!
What's the prize??

Do tell!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Anything off the bottom shelf
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# :(
You're no fun.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# You haven't seen what I've got resting on the bottom shelf
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# I say!
that's more like it.

:D

Off now *hugs* G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Gniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Do you know who Accrington Stanley are?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# arrrghhhh get out of the depths of my memories
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# a man and his wife are walking down the street
the man looks up and says "i think its starting to rain"

"no" says his wife "it looks like snow"

Just then a local communist called rudolph walked past.

The man asked rusolph if it looked like rain and he agreed it did.

"no" repeated the mans wife, "it snow"

"come on you cant argue now" said the man "rudolph the red knows rain, dear"
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# That joke was the inspiration.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Thank you.
I shall be adding this to my piles.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# *head a'splodes*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# YOU GO BANG NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# it would probably sound more like "ploosh"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Spoonerism!
Finally get to use that word!
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I think I had one last night in bed with my Dad.
no wait...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# thats not a spoonerism is it?
unless ive

a) misunderstood the joke

b) misunderstood what a spoonerism is

either is possible

betty swollocks sir?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I was thinking the same thing
It's just a terrible pun =)
(I helped save b3ta! Chisel, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# s'not
a spoonerism would be "looks like dain, rear!"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# mmm true...
yeah, it's double entendre. but lemme have my moment
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# You sleigh me !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Urge to kill... rising... rising...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I just glad Micto's not around!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# You BAD man!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# One day I shall put them all on a website,
and constantly spam it on here!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# KILL WEATHER BITCH NOW! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# you are a bad, bad man
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# heheheh
belated approvals:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)