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# I'm the last man in the world who hasn't seen that
i'm like Robert Neville in 'I am legend', but with internet porn instead of vampires.
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# this has really distorted my expectation of 'I Am Legend' now
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# it is shit
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# this has restored my previous expectation
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# and probably a better range of acting than Will Smith in the film version
/f*cking travesty it was
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# I love to imagine the conversation between the ad execs and Smith:
Execs : "So Mr. Smith, it's a post-apocalyptic vampire film, and you are the star!"

Smith : "How much screen time will I have?"

Execs : "Uh, about 3/4 of the film will be just you...and a dog"

Smith : " Do we have to have the dog?"

Execs : "Yes, but you can do some unnecessary pull-ups to show how manly you are"
'
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# Smith : "Oh, and the ending's too depressing, can't I save the world instead of just dying?"
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# Will Smith is kicking Bono a bit down for 'Biggest Turd in the world'
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# I'd imagine the gore was a lot more realistic too:P
'ningles fella.
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# Haven't seen it.
It's one of those things you have to see. JFK's assassination, 9/11, moon landing. Two Girls One Cup. One of those things that people remember where they were they saw it.
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