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# Oh lord.
I could just gaze at her forever.

What a stunning woman.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# It's the lips for me, I'm so utterly jealous of them.
*cuts out part of monitor and takes to surgeon*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# The hair, the eyes....
*drifts off.....*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Well the hair's already here (except nicer and less 1997)*
and I'm not having eye surgery, the wife would kill me to death.


*hark at her
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# You've no need to do any of those things.
You're just lovely as you are.

/knows about these things
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Pfft, wasn't fishing.
She's got nice normal-woman boobs as well. Breasts most men on here would probably go 'ewww she's not got antigrav tits, she must be in her 80s', but they all think she's nice with her clothes on. Muahaha, how little they know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I'm not sure why anyone would be a fan of
'antigrav tits'.

It seems a rather worrying concept.

Edit: I mean, they'd be messing up one's collar-line and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I dunno why people like fake tits
what a nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# quite so.
It'd be like having one's frozen food shopping surgically attached to one's chest.

very odd.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I think it's the whole
'oh my goodness, her tits don't look like a 14 year olds, what a saggy bitch' thing you hear from so many (unlaid) chaps on the internet that I find most disquieting.

I do feel like asking them if they realise how Langham they sound.

But Gillian, bless her, she's all normal. HURRAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# ah
I guess they're alright for looking at in a superficial way

but for interactivity they got to be real
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I appreciate many sizes of funbag
though I have had arguments in the past with men who believe all women should have little-boy bums.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Gah, most of them give me a wide berth, luckily.
Possibly trying not to bump into my gargantuan behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I think a small pert bottom has it's merits
but I'd take a Salma Hayek over a Kylie any day.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# ^ *votes for this*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# big tits and arse FTW
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# you called?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# \o/
*feels comfortable with self*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# it seems like an odd thing to argue about
"i like women with small bums"
"oh no you don't"
"oh yes i do"

and so on
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# *steals her away while you're not looking*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Fiend!
Come back here, right now!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# just bought the x-files box
and now it's clear to me again why i had such a crush on her as a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# This.
Times eighty trillion billion.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)