The board is being flooded with these
From the Anagram Photoshops challenge. See all 580 entries (closed)
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From the Anagram Photoshops challenge. See all 580 entries (closed)
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It was either that or David Duchovny
but the only thing that came up was 'Van Vichy do dud'
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Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:39,
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give me a minute, I'll see what I can do
you'll have to make the image though.
edit: something with duchy possibly. Bloody hell, this is a hard one. What's his middle name?
I'm trying Fox Mulder, fuck this.
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Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:43,
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edit: something with duchy possibly. Bloody hell, this is a hard one. What's his middle name?
I'm trying Fox Mulder, fuck this.
i'd certainly spunk all over her face
(though not in her eye, obv)
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Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:41,
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Oh lord.
I could just gaze at her forever.
What a stunning woman.
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Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:36,
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What a stunning woman.
It's the lips for me, I'm so utterly jealous of them.
*cuts out part of monitor and takes to surgeon*
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Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:37,
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Well the hair's already here (except nicer and less 1997)*
and I'm not having eye surgery, the wife would kill me to death.
*hark at her
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Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:38,
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*hark at her
You've no need to do any of those things.
You're just lovely as you are.
/knows about these things
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Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:41,
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/knows about these things
Pfft, wasn't fishing.
She's got nice normal-woman boobs as well. Breasts most men on here would probably go 'ewww she's not got antigrav tits, she must be in her 80s', but they all think she's nice with her clothes on. Muahaha, how little they know.
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Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:42,
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I'm not sure why anyone would be a fan of
'antigrav tits'.
It seems a rather worrying concept.
Edit: I mean, they'd be messing up one's collar-line and everything.
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Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:44,
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It seems a rather worrying concept.
Edit: I mean, they'd be messing up one's collar-line and everything.
quite so.
It'd be like having one's frozen food shopping surgically attached to one's chest.
very odd.
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Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:47,
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very odd.
I think it's the whole
'oh my goodness, her tits don't look like a 14 year olds, what a saggy bitch' thing you hear from so many (unlaid) chaps on the internet that I find most disquieting.
I do feel like asking them if they realise how Langham they sound.
But Gillian, bless her, she's all normal. HURRAH.
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Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:47,
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I do feel like asking them if they realise how Langham they sound.
But Gillian, bless her, she's all normal. HURRAH.
ah
I guess they're alright for looking at in a superficial way
but for interactivity they got to be real
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Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:50,
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but for interactivity they got to be real
I appreciate many sizes of funbag
though I have had arguments in the past with men who believe all women should have little-boy bums.
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Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:45,
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Gah, most of them give me a wide berth, luckily.
Possibly trying not to bump into my gargantuan behind.
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Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:49,
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I think a small pert bottom has it's merits
but I'd take a Salma Hayek over a Kylie any day.
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Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:54,
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it seems like an odd thing to argue about
"i like women with small bums"
"oh no you don't"
"oh yes i do"
and so on
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Fri 5 Dec 2008, 13:05,
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"oh no you don't"
"oh yes i do"
and so on
just bought the x-files box
and now it's clear to me again why i had such a crush on her as a kid.
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Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:38,
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*pokes with stick*
I had to do some hasty editing on what I was originally going to post.
;-)
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Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:39,
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;-)
A Vagabond came out with possibly the most cultured expression of desire for a ladygirl I have ever seen on b3ta yesterday...
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that seems to be invisible...
Who posted it - I must be ignoring them!
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Fri 5 Dec 2008, 13:06,
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