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# me no know, me only know what internets tells me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *slowly starts to weep*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Urine stops people crying FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# QUICK!
*watches crotch in readiness*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# *polishes monacle*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Not if
you wee in their eyes
(Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Google doesn't know
But I found this:-

Here are a few Natural Cures for Lice. For your head lice wash your hair with vinegar. It will kill all the nits in two days. Apply coconut oil to your head after shampoo and condition. Also add ten to fifteen drops of tea tree oil into shampoo bottle and use it daily. You can rub Listerine mouthwash on your head. This will kill all the lice. Massage your head with mayonnaise and comb it after two hours. This will kill all the lice and their eggs. Apply a mixture of lemon and butter on your head, wait 15 secords and then rinse your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Right *saves for friend*
she's got two boys in primary.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# That's just a recipe for making hair salad
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# *chokes on tea*
Fantastic concept!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# A while ago I was trying to think of one of the most gag-inducing things would be to eat
and I thought it might be 2 slices of white bread, spread with butter and sandwiching a massive clump of dry hair clippings swept up from a hairdresser's floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# sounds a bit dry,
how about the pus from all the spots on an acne-ridden teenager's face as a dressing?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# GAH
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Silly Barbarossa, recipe is not remedy :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Apply coconut to head repeatedly.
Wait a sec 'natural cures' Listerine? From the Listerine tree?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# That would be quite a good bloggy project actually...
Each day you have to trawl the internets for various facts and things, and then lead your life that day as if those facts were the gospel truth of the world.

And then post the outcomes for all to mock.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# So me drinking piss then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Photos or it didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# It's not that bad.
Not that I've quaffed great huge pint glasses of it.

I reckon you'll be alright. Go on. Film it.

And then afterwards, turn to the camera, wipe your lips with a satisfield smile and say something utterly hilarious about Magners 'Irish Cider'. Because we all know what it really is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# hahahaha does that mean I have to pop a few icecubs in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Yeah, and then give it to the nearest Mick (I'm allowed, I'm partial)
and see if THEY can taste any fucking apples.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# i'll let you know
i have occasion to visit a chum whose child is noted for them, i'll piss on the little bugger next time i see him and see if it works, or maybe just tell his mum that i've caught them and put on my kagool
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Stunning dedication to the cause, that man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)