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# Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has everything?
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, she's got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I waaaaaant mooooooooooooooore
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Listen to me!
The human world, it's a mess.
Under da sea is better than anyt'ing dey got up dere.

(P.S. I have a proper Disney recording of Shaggy doing this number. It's boombastic).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
#
The seaweed is always greener
in somebody else's lake
you think about going up der
but dat is a big mistake
jus look at de world around you
right here on de ocean flor
such wonderful things around you
what more is you lookin far
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# i'll admit that in the past i've been a nasty
they weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
but you'll find that nowadays
i've mended all my ways
repented, seen the light and made the switch
true? yeees
now, i fortunately know a little magic
it's a talent that i always have possessed
and dear lady, please don't laugh,
i use it on behalf
of the miserable, lonely and depressed(pathetic!)
poor unfortunate souls, in pain, in need,
this one longing to be thinner
that one wants to get the girl
and do i help them? yes, indeed
those poor unfortunate souls
so sad, so true
they come flocking to my cauldron
trying spells as do they please
and i help them, yes i do
now it's happened once or twice
someone couldn't pay the price
and i'm afraid i had to rake 'em across the coals
yes i've had the odd complaint
but on the whole i've been a saint
to those poor unfortunate souls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# i wanna be where the people are
i wanna see, wanna see 'em dancing
walking around on those - whadda ya call them? oh, feet
flipping your fins you don't get too far
legs are required for jumping, dancing,
strolling along down a - what's that word again? - street
up where they walk, up where they run,
up where they stay all day in the sun
wandering free, wish i could be
part of that world
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Les Poissons, Les Poissons,
How I Love Les Poissons....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# love to chop and to serve little fish...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# You, know that's Odo, right?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Quoi?
Edit: A quick check of google reveals that this is a character from Star Trek. So no, very much no. I did not know this....But then again, I do not really know the names of any Star Trek characters as I have never seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# methinks the raw fish wrapped in seaweed doth protest too much
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Pfft!
I know Kirk and Spock and Scotty and that is it I think....

Oooh, Picard too.

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Rene
Auberjonois
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Up there,
There is so much room,
Where babies burp and flowers bloom.
Everyone dreams, I can dream too.
Up there,
Up where the skies are ocean blue.
I can be safe
And live without a care,
Up there!

Oh, no, hang on, that's not right...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# what would i give if i could live out of these waters?
what would i pay to spend a day warm on the sand?
bet you on land they understand that they don't
reprimand their daughters
bright young women, sick of swimming, ready to stand
and ready to know what the people know,
ask them my question and get some answers
what is a fire and why does it - what's the word? - burn
when's it my turn? wouldn't i love
love to explore that shore up above
out of the sea
wish i could be
part of that world
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Darling it's bettter
Down where it's wetter!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# take it from me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# If I asked for an innuendo,
would you give me one?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# any time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# take it from me!
Up on de shore dey work all day
out when de sun is layed away (or something)
something is gloating or floating or something
when blowfish is bloating

UNDER DE SEA
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# while we devoting full time to floating
under the sea!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# If you pick a pawpaw,
Or a prickly pear,
And you prick a raw paw - Well, next time, beware!
Don't pick the prickly pear with the paw;
When you pick a pear, try to use the claw.
But you don't need, to use the claw,
When you pick a pair of the big pawpaw.
Have I given you a clue?

Do do dee doo do do.
Ba-da-ba ba doo doo do.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# the bare necessities of life will come to you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# When you look under the rocks and plants
and
take a glance at the fancy ants
and maybe try a few
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Up on de shore they work all day -
Out in the sun dey slave away,
While we be devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under da sea.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Ah cheers you two.
Set me straight.

Shit now i need a disney song, STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Hakuna matatah (badabeebop)
what a wonderful phrase
hakuna matatah
aint no passin parade
it means no worries
for the rest of your days
hakuna matatah
what a wonderful phrase
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# it's our problem-free philosophy
hakunah matata
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# i love that film
i spent my teenage years as a dead ringer for ursula the sea witch, so it was either love it or hate it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Let me tell you something, little britches.
If you act like that bee over there... Uh-uh, you're working too hard.

So don't spend your time, looking around,
For something you want, that can't be found.
When you find out you can live without it
And go along, not thinking about it.
I'll tell you something true...

The bear necessities of life, they'll come to you.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# look at me
i could never pass for the perfect bride
or the perfect daughter
can it be i'm not meant to play this part?
now i see that if i were truly to be myself
i would break my family's heart
who is that girl i see, staring straight back at me
why is my reflection someone i don't know
somehow i cannot hide who i am
though i've tried
when will my reflection show who i am inside
when will my reflection show
who i am inside...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies.
Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain.
For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston,
And so nevermore shall we see you again.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# here lies the body of mary lee
died at the age of 103
for fifteen years she kept her virginity
not a bad record for this vicinity
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# /
Up on de shore they work all day
Out in de sun to slave away
Darlin its better
Downs where its wetter
Take it from me
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# So
If you wanna be startin' something
You gotta be startin' something
If you wanna be startin' something
You gotta be startin' something
If you wanna be startin' something
You gotta be startin' something
If you wanna be startin' something
You gotta be startin' something
If you wanna be startin' something
You gotta be startin' something
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# your breakfast at tiffanys earlier was dead good
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)