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# I think I've been on b3ta too long
Since this was the first thing that popped in my head when I saw the adverts:



First image post, EVAR! and a quick De-RIS here
(Gareth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Crikey!
"She is the very proud parent of eight children with special needs, seven of whom have Down’s syndrome."
The eighth child is just a giant head. It's blind and deaf. It likes to scream.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# ha ha ha ffs
I feel bad, for laughing but chortle I did....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# pffft
"I love my no-bodied child"

The perfect subject for a Jeremy Kyle show!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# You bastard
laughing at my desk right here right now. I have just discovered that holding your hand over your mouth does not disguise laughter. Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# that story is depressing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Alex.. ALEX...
Who the fuck is Alex?

* Dances round like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# this is the work of a genius
fp this now
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Arf!
:D


How's it going, Queeny? You big hunk of love.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# fair to middling my sweet
how's the young fella's teef
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Still pushing through with a vengeance!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# so kind
if a bit sarcastic ;)
(Gareth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
#
so kind 100%sarcastic

my apologies
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# np
I know it's crap, but it was buzzing around my head for the last few days so I thought "why not"
(Gareth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# i do apologise
without having any desire to enter into the huge debate that usually follows one of my rantings, it's your choice of subject matter that generally
elicits a less than favourable reply from me if at all.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# dylan moran much?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)