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# Horace the Skiing Hamster says: 'Season's greetings, my dear humans!'


(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Hullo!
Is his name Horace, perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# It is now
[Ninja edits]
(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# and a merry christmas to you, snowy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# hang about hang about
have you sent off for your "free trail" of aol? ...or are you having your phone cut off too? (sorry i've forgotten already)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# everything's going
i was paying about £55 a month but, when i phoned to cancel, they offered me the same service for £30 a month. just shows how much they're ripping people off!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Aww *GLEE*
anyone want to buy a large paper weight?
safe with no key - lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# haha what a tit
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# did someone say boobs?
STRESS RELIEVER lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Classy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# who needs 'em?
*squishes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Mmm
Other Thoughts: It does not bounce, but it's a good size for playing catch.
The areola was more brown than the one pictured.
I think it's about a B cup.
There is no unpleasant odor.

Bottomline: This is a good quality breast-shaped squishy ball. I recommend it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Ah, the perfect gift for my brother

who likes throwing objects off tall buildings
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# HAHAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Seams to be enjoying himslef.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# splendid
might i be so bold as make a wee suggestion, after you've cut your subject out just skid over its very edges with your eraser set to stun just to feather them slightly, it'll blend into the background better, or in p'shop layers right at the bottom of that menu is a thing called matting it'll allow you to de-seam the layer by a pixel or two, i tend to do both.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Woosh 'n Shoosh . . .
and a Merry Stem Christie to you too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# And to you
I was prompted to do this as "Skiing Hamster" is an anagram of my name - but being as I'm hardly a sleb, it would be a bit big-headed of me to compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Anagram of my name is "Mr. Hard in a Jockstrap"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# or, no dix
which is not quite as good
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Ok, my real name I meant :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# dixon isn't real
lies !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)