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# Ooops, I did anagram...
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Hehe
Those women were in the nip!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)
# hahaha
Aren't 'Priest near by spin your breast' Britney lyrics?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
#
*lip syncs the word "yes"*
*badly*
*stomps around pretending to dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# it's
*stomp left leg*
*slide hand across front*
*stomp right leg*
*slide hand across front*
*turn, stamp, turn, stamp*
and repeat.

Trust me, I had to do one of her fucking dance routines at school. (edit: and almost gave myself whiplash doing the lookleftlookright thing)

In other news, I was sick down my front this morning like a baby.

editedit: and I have a typical me photoshop for later!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# :(
poor pet lamb

*hugs*
*checks for sick*
*hugs harder*

are you feeling better now? Are you at work?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I am. I feel like shit, but I've got stuff to do.
I might go home in a bit when I've finished my letters if I still feel this shaky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# All the cool kids are ill today.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# My mum now thinks I'm pregnant.
If I am and showing this early, I want a medal or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I wish I was ill
... oh wait *cough* I am a bit

*is cool*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)
# well - get it done and fuck off home and play MGSIV with a blanket
and a lemsip ... also post your pic then you are relieved of your obligations and may dispatch Crying Wolf with enthusiasm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# You can have a preview
img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/queenofevil.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# !
HA HA HA ... that's awesome. I'd send it to my Granddad if he was still alive; he fucking hated her.

I think this is the best one of these that you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# *bows* took long enough.
Thanks pet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I'm sure it took fucking ages
but it was worth it - says he who did nothing but look at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Ahhhh, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# no problems
I'm a pretty safe bet for being complimentary about your stuff... it's probably the tatas that do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# right
I'm off to Staff Development - I hope you go home and you feel better.

Take it easy

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# See you chap
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Wow, love it!
I'm sure it'll be even better once you Photoshop the witch.. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# :D cheers me dears.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Good to see the standard of British education hasn't slipped.
Unfair! Now I want a baby sick on me!
'ningles Teh Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Excuse ME senor, but I went to one of the best states in the country
it was part of my PE lessons for a while.

Lynda Bellingham went to my school. Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Hehehe
So I was making a jab at British education and you're tried to defend it by saying that was happening at one of the best ones?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Dance does happen at a lot of schools, ducky.
Especially the all-girl ones. It's a way of them trying to get us to like PE.

Luckily for me, I got glandular fever and didn't have to do it for my last year. SUCCESS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Probably one of those la di da modern ones
Where science isn't taught by the RE teacher!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Miss Gibson'd have been shit at science.
I had Mr Taylor, Mrs Neill and Mrs.... something for the sciences, bless them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Well Mr. Taylor would have been my first choice too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# He was AWESOME
looked like a spy, knew exactly how to deal with 30 teenage girls all at once, very excited about caesium.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I may have said this before, but at my school you could elect to take Science
or Farming... that's why there's so many farmers in Weardale who don't believe in gravity
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I'd have liked that.
Or equine studies, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# There wouldn't be any text books.
Just links to Deagostin site:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# :D
I'd have loved it though. Back then I actually HAD a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# no - not equine studies
crop rotation, what a corn looks like, how to shoot a fox... which God to pray for for the best Radish harvest, who to sacrifice for a good apple crop... things like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# No, I know the difference
but I'd have liked equine, or at least something a bit rural considering where I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# yeah
but I'd also like to know about science as well
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Gravy lady.
And apparently that girl that's in Little Dorrit. Although from this she'd have been in my year or the year above and I don't bloody recognise her.

Hang on. I went to school with 1260 girls. Aha.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Bisto woman/All Craetures Great and Small wife/Porn star:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I should probably watch more porn
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Is that humanly possible for you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# More of a Britney Mantra.
BRITNEY SPEARS, PRIESTS NEAR BY, SPIN YER BREAST,
BRITNEY SPEARS, PRIESTS NEAR BY, SPIN YER BREAST,
BRITNEY SPEARS, PRIESTS NEAR BY, SPIN YER BREAST...

It's what got her where she is today!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# who's the bird? she looks familar
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Look at you monitor when saying that - not the sodding mirror you fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Milk monitor?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)
# If she will let you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# yeah i am...who is she? :S:S:S:S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# YO MAMMA!
/burned.blog
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Spears innit
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# that is britney spears?
bugger me. she's got a bit rough...

edit: *thunk* anagram :'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# It's just her face
no idea who's chebs they are
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# i suppose they're the more important bits.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I think someone may have utilised the power
of digital image manipulation software
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# never?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# and may I take this opportunity to praise you on your observation skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# yeah why not...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Congratulations on your observation skills.

* My work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# thank you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# not the sharpest today are you?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:30, archived)
# alas it seems not.
i've had an off week.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)