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# nice work sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I agree
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I think everyone's gone to lunch
and ta...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I'm perpetually out to lunch
in the colloquial sense
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# you may be right there
come back!!! It's freezing out there!

I know - I've just been
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I had to go out to Argos....
thirty people queueing... no one at the quick pay machine.
I was in and out in five minutes.

What is wrong with people?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# They're stupid
And generally ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Sheep. If they see a queue they have to join it
They think it must be worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I must admit, I'm quite fond of queuing :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Get back in line...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Sheep!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# But that's one of their redeeming features.
/woolly buggers blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# did you buy an Ericational Fumbustioner?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# it all explainable by maths
i=1-(n/x)

i = intelligence of a person
n = number of people in a confined space
x = number of day until Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# *plots graph*
It looks like a CDC...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# you forgot this line
i=1-(n/x)/y

where y is the lenght of thime in minutes remaining in your lunch break
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# *plots 3 dimensional graph*
It looks like a saucepan...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# *plots 4-dimensional graph*
My GOD! It's opened a hole in teh space/time continuum!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# GOATSE SCIENCE!!"!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# ... that's the kid who's earned the respect of his peers
through the medium of expressive dance
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)