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# Cancerous Fuck-Bananas
Kim Wilde's new Glitchcore Skiffle band.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# *downloads 49-track triple album*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# didn't see that on iTunes staff picks of the week yet...
;-)
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# With remixes by Cex, AFX and Mike Flowers Pops.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hahaha
AFX 'remixes' are great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# You're lucky I said AFX
I was a gnat's bollock away from typing Kid Koala.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# ah he's ok
but AFX is total genius - the Analord stuff is dangerously close to breaking my speakers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I shall chuck something on tonight
Could be anything. I need to nick a copy of the Tuss off my best friend, actually. I don't think I own it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# it's on my list of totally greatest things ever
especially Last Rushup 10
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# B3tans have excellent taste.
You, dbroon and mediocre. Excellent boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Cex?
The music and DVD exchange shop?

or Kecks, the trouser remixers?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Neither, sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I used to work with a music critic
Scum. Subhuman scum. He had one of those really nasal voices, and was reeelly drily witty and ironic. He would write things like "This album doesn't so much slash through the shower curtain as bathe in the bathtub" and snort with laughter messily with his fellow music critic.

He played in a band, and when I asked him what sort, he said, without a hint of irony or sarcasm, "Well - I think Michael (the other critic) got it right the other day when he described it as sort of "psychedelic free-form hyper-rock"."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# If his name was Dom Lawson
don't worry, I told him to 'fuck the fuck off, kimono balls'.

My band can only be described as 'prog-post-metal' which is almost as bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Kimono balls!
Hahahahahahahaha

My band were described as Afro-Celtic trance-rock. I didn't know whether to laugh, cry or fwap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# He WAS wearing a sort of kimono thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Technically speaking
You should have fucking punched him.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I should have done
but slayer were in the room so I was all excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Aww sweet little Captain
Were you talking too fast about nothing and getting all breathless?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# You bet your arse I was.
I also wanked off Kerry's beard (I was only young), played with Jeff's hair (and sat on his lap- GET IN!) and had a two word poem written for me by a very proud Tom Araya.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I didn't even know Kerry was a lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# He loves a bit of limey Jailbait.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Arf
do you remember the poem?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# 'Hey, Fae'
:D

he was insistent it WAS a poem.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)