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# 14th December - Rent an Oaf
(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha
I'll have two and one little one please.

EDIT: *looks at blanket of Sunday quietness*

I'm gonna pop in a pea from yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# This was at the top of the page befre I refreshed and is now back there.
I despise blue cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I don't believe you!
I'm fairly certain that you've been sitting her the entire time just waiting for it to be posted again! I will pop my other one from yesterday instead just for you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Oh, come on
some blue cheeses are rather nice

morning Manley!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Yays to stinky blue cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# will you give me a job please?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I suspect most b3tans already have oafs at home
I know I have!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# My wife does.
/typed by an oaf
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Yeah, but you were leased
as was I
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# you are most un-oafish
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Indeed.
I've always considered him more of an oik. As in fact I do you all! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# speak for yourself, oik
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I have not categorised
you yet. I've only just got up after a very late party and have a hangover. I was not expecting to have to think much beyond the genus homo sapiens this morning and you have caught me off guard.;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I think I fit firmly into the "fucking idiotic fucking idiot" category to be honest
:D

that you have used the word genus already implies the hangover is not strong enough :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# perhaps.
The only thing however that I'm concerned are strong enough right now are the co-codamol and ibuprofen I'm guzzling like smarties.

I also have to go and retrieve my car from a party I can barely remember arriving at. I my need to do some sleuthing before I leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# careful you aren't over the limit
the filth is getting really hot on it this xmas season
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Fear not.
I shall give them the handshake. And I'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# is this service government regulated? Oafficially, that is ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7782122.stm
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# If he didn't get away within 15 minutes would the gunman have got it for free?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# if i were robbing a pizza delivery man, i'd be quite happy to settle for the pizza.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# kids today
have no sense of perspective
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# of course not, their emo hair obscures one eye thus preventing any kind of 3d spatial vision processing in their tiny drug addled brains
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# is this a dig?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# yes, so far we've found a clay pot
and chicken bone
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Don't forget the small series of walls.
Ther is not Time Team episode that doesn't mention a small series of walls!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# there is every possibility that a roman general lived here
or possibly anyone else whose dwelling had walls
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I think they even found that in the dinosaur episode.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I remember that "This dwelling may have belonged to a Roman Dinosaur general"
"or perhaps another dinosaur"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *imagines in cornish accent*
EDIT: I remember the first TIme Team Special. They had Sandy Toksvig as a co-presenter. She was about to go into a trench and one of the archiologists shouts, 'Stop! Only people who know what they're doing can get in here.'
Sandy Toksvig says, 'I got my degree in archiology from Oxford. Where did you get yours?'
:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# aw ramambaaaaaa taaaaaaaa is welin a grump longd uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ROMAN
inosaaaar *belch*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# needs more "we think we're better than you because you aren't from here but we are desparate for your money"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I thought what the average Cornish person said these days.
Well we have the place in Kensington but take the landrover to out place in Cornwall on the weekends, yah.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# maybe she was looking for a neck
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# lolcheology!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# A Time Team compo could be quite amusing
although prome to a toap invasion.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# the stats board is ammusing to read.
this has absolutely no bearing, nor relevance to this conversation. i just had to tell someone.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Oh shite.
2nd on the statsboard!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# heh, that programmes so real man
unnapealing dude "I've found a thing!"

*thing gets chucked on ground and covered in loose soil, cameras start rolling*

girly wummin with breats "I've found a thing"
time team "oh yes, you've found a thing"

and so on :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I've known a couple of archiologists and in their circles Time Team is detestable as they just do rush jobs and screw everything up for later digs.
I do feel though it has raised the profile of archiology and possibly opened the way for future digs to be funded.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# "tv not reality shock"
unfortunately far too many people don't get that

it's rather pathetic if they are messing up sites but good if it gets a bit more interest in the subject
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Archeology's only purpose is to entertain.
Not like paleontology, which actually changes the lives of ordinary people for the better.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# are they hiring?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)