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# almost noon greetings! :D


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(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Shit off a sandwich, you're good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# pffft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Remind me not to come round your place for lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# OFF a sandwich.
Christ. Hard to please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Well you're not going to have your sub of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I know, I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere.
Sod them though, I've got tigerbread.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# such a con
it tastes nothing like tigers
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# It DOES taste of win though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I used to make tiger bread
I worked in a bread (and cake) factory one strange summer whilst at uni
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Did it put you off for life?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Nah
But it did hit home a few truths
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# :-( don't tell me if it'll make me not want bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# It's fine hun :)
It was more about how we like to see anything to do with our food as being totally sterile and professional, but before the packaging that makes us feel so secure there's a whole world of human involvement. We even made products for at least one massive bread company that you'd think would have some really professional factory for it!

Don't worry though, it was standard stuff, the worst was the cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Ooooh good, bread>cake
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# That'll learn you from eating at Subway...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I have a confession:
I love subway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# * ahem *
so do I - the Subway Melt with extra cheese is lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# *nods emphatically*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# i had a voucher
for a double steak, double cheese once. didn't eat again for three months i was that full
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Dirty dirty Subway.
I used to really like them, but then kind of OD'd on them, and now the smell that they waft out onto the street makes me heave as I walk past.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I'm going to put crisps in my sandwich if there's any in the machine.
I'm dead hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I had my marmite on toats* at ten-ish so will be able to eke things out a little longer today.
(* - nyom)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Fuck yeah, nyom.
I had crunchy nut cornflakes with added cashews last night. Nomnomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# It's like low-grade food porn.
The 'Club International' of the take-away sandwich world.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# And, as is always the way of it
an amateur's attempt at the same thing is always better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Oh, this too,
With the exception of Apostrophe, that Frenchie Coffee and Sandwich joint.

Best latte on the planet, and the salt beef & pastrami rolls they do are beyond compare.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Salt beeeeeeeef *salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I'll Fedex you one, how about that?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Oooooh :D
I think you and I should grab some lunch in Holborn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Yes indeed!
You can be an important client, and then we can expense it!

\o/ Double win!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Do you know what they call the people that make the sandwiches at Subways?
Sandwich Artists!
Some kid with eruptive acne who's had 10 minutes training.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# If they were artists they'd understand the subtle art of cheese placing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I actually went to war with Subways on a Wiki site
When had put complete corporate bollocks about how to order a sandwich and what a wonderful place Subways is. Being a wiki site I was able to edit it. So I chanced all the instances of sandwich artist to member of staff.
I then checked back the next day and had to do it again as they were obviously watching the site.
Six months later they gave up and it still says member of staff when I check every month or so.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# i've never seen anyone
under 18 working behind the counter, but i go to the upper class subways

is a fucking joke of a name
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# What?
They use a better quality plastic in the cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# nah
they've learnt to adjust their facial muscles so they can actually smile :O

the bloke in the one i lived by in bristol right fancied me, didn't even have to tell him what i wanted when i went in (an no i didn't go in every day, more like once every three weeks)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Towering goth girl is towering. And a girl. And a bit gothic.
Woo und yay.

...and you really like your flocks of ravens in the background, don't you?!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# i love them
so much it hurts - i do need to find some new birds though! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Pelicans, Blue Tits, Robins and woodpeckers ftw!
Fluff up your dark images so there is an interesting juxtaposition.
Woe betide you if you have any blood on them though ;)
Woo, Rev!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# me - blood
now i dont think thats ever happened :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Well maybe, but be careful...
A flock of flamingoes in the middle distance wouldn't do too much for the ambience.

Unless black flamingoes...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Gah!
CLOVERFIELD!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Heheheheh
Just been looking through my old images and found this

Current!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Hahahaha! That's STILL a fact!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I also did genuine 'lol's at a weekend special one
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# now that was an odd film!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# yes
the camera work made TLH travel sick


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# the effects of the monster
was good - but the camera work (blaire witchy style) got on my tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# sideboob?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# hahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)
#
now that was an odd shit film!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Lovely stuff sir!
Would if I could...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# bloody hell, that's a bit too awesome, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# woo
thank you sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Ooh, nicely sir!
Are you well?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# thank you miss
not bad ta! :D yourself??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Suspended again \o/
I wouldn't mind quite so much if they'd just make it believeable, but I'm too good at my job for there to be any real reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# bloody idiots!
when i start my own super company - i'll employ you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Anyone that's spoken to you for longer than a minute knows you're a kind and honest person.
I'd like to be angry in front of your employers, but it wouldn't help matters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# The missus was talking about ringing my boss up and asking what the fuck he was playing at
I was very tempted to let him as I'm genuinely confused by it myself*, but thankfully I realised that it wouldn't help matters and I can ask him myself when all this has blown over.

*Last I spoke to him he was saying something very similar to what you just did up there, and yet this suspension has somehow come about from something he passed onto HIS boss
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# The injustice just sickens me.
Good person like you. Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Goodness Gracious!
That's rather superb, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# cheers
sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Very nicely done...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# thank ya!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)