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# I'm not the one mid-whinge.
If he doesn't like the telly, he doesn't need to watch it. What he does need to do is stop pissing his frilly knickers about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# whoa guys whoa
let's all chill out
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Oh I'm all chilled :D
I just hate this 'damn you telly, my eyes are glued to you and I have no choice in the matter' attitude. Put a DVD in if you're so in love with the cathode.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I've got a DVD of Jeremy Kyle reading ITV News
with Anne Diamond doing the sign language
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I bet you have sex to it.
Solo sex. On your own. In the nude. On your own. When nobody else is there. On your own.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# we don't have two Dysons for nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# It's so you can attach the other one to the back of your head whilst using the first
as you're worried it'll turn you inside out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I'm worried that I'm imagining what this would be like
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# This is what it's like in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# every night.
while you weep into your cleenex at your life
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# this,a thousand times :D
IT HAS AN OFF-BUTTON GUYS!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# how dare you try and dampen our mock outrage
*rings Ofcom*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# rings of what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Easy...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# com
rings of com

it's Tony Hart's new Northern Ireland porn-art show
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# turn it off
doesn't stop me having to pay for the shit though does it.

would you pay for something you dont like to watch/use?
(stavr0s, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I do like to watch it
the beeb make some excellent programmes.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I pay the council to empty* my bins
but I never watch it

*allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Mine just fling them in the vague direction of the dustlorrything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# You're paying for the opportunity.
You don't have to be, say, a Radio 3 listener for the opportunity to be one to be a good thing.

EDIT: And, let's face it, the other channels are better for having to compete with the BBC.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Their Jazz hour on Saturdays is marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Not such a fan of that.
But it's ace on a Sunday evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Ah, I was watching Batman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# it can't be any worse than Radio 2
ALED JONES!
ELAINE PAIGE!
MICHAEL BALL!

it makes Ken Bruce look like John Peel
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I like Michael Ball, he's a naughty little imp.
Or at least he was on Lorraine Kelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Pennies a day
for on demand tv, a world renowned website, radio stations catering for every kind of audio taste and tv channels which do likewise?

I say, God bless the BBC and all who sail in her!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# ^THIS^
With added "THIS"
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Everything this insanely excellent woman just said.
We don't pay for ITV and it bloody shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# this
I look at the BBC every day

I don't even look at my cock every day, so it must be good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# if I had a cock I'd train up the muscles in it
so I could open doors with it in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# ^THIS^
The Beeb is far better than any of the commercial alternatives
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)