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[challenge entry] Times were hard now the acting job was over

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(scowners shagged his mum on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Phwoar!
Now - how much for a good, hard shag?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# *must...resist...posting...clangerporn again*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# *Paddington Hard Stares*
Yes, you must.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Nip, nip, nip.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Is it tuppence? I can't remember
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Hahaha
This is not a compo. This is but a tribute.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Bugger me, you must have a small one...

* woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# *buggers*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Tight arse?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I want the "soup dragon special"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha
I have a clanger, my ex-bosses mum made for me, it has vicious talons that I wouldn't want near my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# There is nothing about that sentence that doesn't disturb me
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# My ex-bosses mum's hands were soft and warm

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# tie it down first
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)