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# That's what he told me.
That's the only reason I did the pic. He said he'd fuck me up otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:23, archived)
# my last passport photo i had really short hair and was wearing a bloodstained rugby top
i looked like a ukrainian terrorist
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:27, archived)
# I just got a new passport...
I had to send off to the British consulate here. It really stressed me out while I waited for it to get approved. I hate not having a passport handy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:35, archived)
# do you often have to travel the world at a moments notice
are you in fact james bond?

you are aren't you?



WHY WAS QUANTUM OF SOLACE SO SHIT YOU UTTER CUNT CASINO ROAYLE PROMISED SO MUCH
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:37, archived)
# I'm not ACTUALLY James Bond
www.johnallen007.com/

"John Allen has thrilled audiences with his appearances adding an elegance and sophistication expected from James Bond. Whether acting as Master of Ceremonies and recreating Sean's famous voice while handing out awards or interacting with VIPs, John's on stage ease and professionalism make every event special and memorable for all in attendance."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:39, archived)
# imagine being a professional psychotic nationalist look alike
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:40, archived)
# that's what sean connery would look like if he'd been carved from almond paste.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:42, archived)
# Lookalike?
 
aha. ahhhahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:48, archived)
# I particularly like the fact
that "interacting with VIPs" is one of his stated areas of expertise.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:53, archived)
# haha, you're trapped.
i am now a firefox user. this place should be all gleaming and smelling of rose petal dew, but all i sense is you lot of old cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:40, archived)
# We're working hard on the transition to Cunt 2.0
Problem is, no cunt will agree on the specifications.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:43, archived)
# upgrades are a tough sell when the original is such a seminal work.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:44, archived)
# IT'S MY WAY OR THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:46, archived)
# glad you know what those look like
as i'll be there in less than two weeks
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:48, archived)