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# You alright there?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Not really
You?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# yes,
I am ace actualy.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# I'm alright really, just a bit ditzy
Photoshop keeps crashing everytime I save for web


grrr



(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# save for later
... save for seagulls*

*I turned around and saw a seagull at the window so I said seagull; he said thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# \o/
that's good news... also - is it just the three of us on the board?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# yes
Shall we play I spy?


I'll go first


I spy with my little eye, something beginning with....

B!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# butter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# nope - definitely not
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# byzantium
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# sorry, no
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# BUM!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# bottoms?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Barnacles?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# no, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# banana
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# no banana
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# bilbobarneybobs' nob
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# er, no
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# YES
YOU WiN - clever sod
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# hell yeah
*victory dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# your go
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Come on Prof!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Is that an encouragement,
or the title of a new game?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# :D
in Nagasaki!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I spy with my little eye
something beginning with CC (two words both beginning with C)

sorry for the delay everyone - my computer frozzed up
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# 10cc?
oh wait
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# C Cup
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# I wish
*Bs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# carbon copies?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Cheesy Crisps
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# closer
but no... and not much closer
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# carrot cake?
christmas card?
(Two answers at once? Cheating c*nt!)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# WINNER
Christmas Card(s) ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Come on Riff Raff, your go
(this could get tricky to follow)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# new thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I think this game should carry over into the next brand new thread
Quick! Someone pst something new and original, and funny!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# what do you think this is, ebaumsworld?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I haven't done so in the past couple of years - I'm not about to start now!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# \o/ hooray for my cheating skills!
I spy something beginning with F E (two words)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Ferric Errosion?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Nope
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Flacid Errections
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# nay
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Next New Thread
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# no, F E
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# FANDABBIEDOSIE Eric
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Further Education
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Festering enema??
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Foamy Ejaculate
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# frothing embolism
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# nope, none of the above...
shall we continute here?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Fried Egg!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I bloody wish!
/very hungry
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Five Eggs
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Fat elephant?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Cheesecake!
(is that a CC or a C?)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I think Cheese Cake is important enough
to warrant two words, and both should be capitalised.
/hungry
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I had cheesecake in some pub the other day
it was the worst cheesecake I'd ever had

it was like a Tesco value yogurt with half a stale digestive at the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# oh noes!
I can't stand the disappointment of substandard Cheese Cake

:(
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# coffee cup
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Colonic catarrh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I can't see that
but I feel it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I hope you've got marigolds on
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# don't be sill....oh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# so obvious, it was devilishly clever
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# both types of
grey
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I'm here
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Thank fuck
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I'm here.
I like to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# and me
but I have to write my CV in the next 20 minutes

I have no idea how to write a CV
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# well - be honest and tell only the truth
and whore yourself like you're on X Factor.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# haha
it's weird cos I'm not doing it for a job - someone just wants proof of how great* I am so he can show it to his sponsors



*how much of a charlatan I am
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Name at the top,
then up to 2 pages of lies.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# nobody cares if you were in the ROTC unless you're applying to work as a trianer for the ROTC.
Nobody cares that you went to Guam unless it's genuinely relevant. Don't put in bollocks, unless yours are particularly impressive or likely to get you the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Royal Otter Territorial Corps?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# those brave river-dwelling carnivores.
*salutes*
*gets teary-eyed*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Never Forget
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# *wears whelk with pride*
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# arf
This has been a good thread - Thanks Bovine
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# yeah - all pile on Bovine to say thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I've got to August 2008 already
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)