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Rather bizarrely put together whilst listening to Alan Hawkshaw which just sets the mood perfectly

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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
barmpot
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Hahaha. *fears*
I actually have test card F as my desktop atm:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I don't know whether to be impressed
or worried.

Doesn't that girl just creep the piss out of you?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Naaa
I always have windows up anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# She's OK, but the other thing is freaky!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# The other think now looks like Fourdam

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# AAAARRRGGGHH!!!!!!!!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# mmmmmmmm.
should i boil and egg for supper or have something else?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Boil and egg?
I prefer scabs and bacon
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Mmmm ... have some pus with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Gravel and petrol
The MAN'S supper.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Dont forget the sprinkling of rusty nails!!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# i've been drinking 'famous grouse'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Cheap whiskey FTW!
You need some Laphroig.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# i'm hoping to add to my expensive whisky collection in 6 days,
however as my parents are now on the dole i fear it may be dougal dubh

im going to go and boil some eggs.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Your parents are such scum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha
ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# They could
hide you in a bed base and get the reward.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Oo good plan!
*takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Have some bollocks and mash
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# no one is going to give me useful advice are they?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Supper is really a personal choice.
If you have a hankering for a boiled egg, then this is probably the thing to have. Alternatively there are many other simple-to-make snacks that you may or may not be able to concoct, such as toast, soup, or pancakes.

If you want something more fulfilling you may be able to conjure up a more nutritious meal, with maybe even a sweet dessert to follow. It may also be possible to order such things from a local delivery company, I don't really know if they have that sort of thing where you live.

You could always go out to eat, restaurants, cafes or pubs are often popular for this sort of thing.

There is usually a varied menu based around a distinct theme; Chinese, Indian, Mexican, etc.

Bottom line is have what you want, or have something else. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# poach an egg or two
boiled eggs.

put it / them on hot, buttered toats

enjoy with a lovely cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# beans on cheese on toats
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# i can't stand beans. :(
although the egg and cheese on toats would be a good idea.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Have this:
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/peaandchorizofrittat_82607.shtml

/frittata my arse. It's a feckin ommelette. Yum though.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Totally would - just to piss off self-righteous people more than anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# haha! I've only just noticed that she's drawn a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# The hopping is making me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# that's so good!
proper LOL!
(IPFreely, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Thankyou!
I spent literally minutes making that.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Still brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# heh - p'raps it's time I made something new...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Arf !
Deffo a borderline boiler
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
filfth
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Huzzah for celebrity CDCs
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# haha! He looks so pleased with himself at the end!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Listen to 'Fags, mags and bags' instead
R4 it's the next thing to go to telly I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# ^This muchly!
Sadly it's the last in the series today
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)