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# bumper sticker


story :
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7791999.stm

blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# lol, it's already failed
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# good afternoon mr meats
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# good afternoon
:)

edit: erm, what?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# yes, scientifically, a cock sneeze is a sign of arousal
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# pffft :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# *reaches for box of tissues*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# the meek?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# they're so self effacing and whiny
"... don't mind me - I'll be alright... "
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# the truth of the matter is
if you need to be bailed out you're a failure and you don't deserve to be bailed out.

/American living 18 months in the past.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# whatever happened to "free market economy"?
it was a shit idea to begin with, so now they should face the mess they made- capitalist bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# yup
it's adding to my argument that governments are inherently a bad idea
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# for goodness sake
our government is talking about propping up Landrover which was bought 6 weeks ago by a Chinese company... why not spend that money on offering retraining to people who want to move from that industry to something else?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# didn't you know? in a "mature economy" there's no manual labour or manufacturing...
we can all enjoy the utopia of selling eachother insurance and running insurance call centres

I might add that I think that's all kakking bullshit but I'm just a peon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# yeah
thank fuck we don't make anything any more ... could you imagine? If we made things? If we were remotely self sufficient in terms of food or energy?

*shudders*

just keep throwing money at the banks and hope they don't find someone better to live.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# why, we'd be like those barbaric stone age countries!
they already got somewhere, and providing that somewhere can screw the life out of the folk who built it up without consequence I can well imagine them going there en masse.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# "We're all sitting on millions of dollars of unmoving cars," said Raymond Ciccolo, a GM dealer.
Who the fuck is going to buy a car that doesn't even move? No wonder they're in trouble!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Ones without seats in them either.
Rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# sounds right up their alley!
"After the murder of their families by a terrorist bomb, five young adults are trained as a hi-tech, anti-terrorist team with a mission to search and destroy high-profile terrorist groups."

EDIT: I'M A COMPLETE DICK,.
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I was going to say wha? But judging by your edit, I'm guessing I don't need to :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# that's american cars for you
not content with merely being unable to go around corners at any appreciable speed now they don't go at all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# but still get terrible
gas mileage
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# *dons tinfoil*
well, we can't blame the car makers for that
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# no
I blame the ... erm... Ay Rabs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# personally, I blame the scapegoats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# A million dollars for an unmoving car!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# does anyone else believe the crash was organised by the elite?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# on the contrary
this crash has happened because the rich have been getting everything their own way for the past 25 odd years, and the rest of us have had to rely increasingly on credit to obtain any assets.

This state of affairs was always going to bring the system down sooner or later.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# IAWTC
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# er.. wut?
I know not this acronym
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I Attacked World Trade Centre?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Careful....you'll invite Teh Goat
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# good question! Heres another
answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Atxbs5X5X3IBG8ZVaKvIJ50jzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20070417093240AAeS42q
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# How manny babbies is man with more than one penis form at once?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# im going to say.....
7
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# *giggles*
This keeps cropping up - what are its origins?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# erm.. either something awful or 4chan
I can't remember which, I will have to instain the google to find out
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# it began in Africa!!!!
answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AoI693o7ZLHNePnxkn0u4H8jzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20080812033922AAFf8oi
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I had a nice curry the other week
alas, when it finally left my tract there was no discernable fartment

I am most sad now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Don't Worry
Im sure you'll brew another one soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# \o/
yes, I'm sure one of the local takeaways will produce a nice rotting meat special :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# "discernable fartment"
sounds very science

*is all impressed*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I could watch this all day and not stop laughing
www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Answers
has turned into a contest to see who can tell the most outrageous lie and be taken seriously.

Sort of like QOT... No wait, I still like QOTW.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# LOL
reeet im ooot of here...
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)