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[challenge entry] 'All I want for Christmas is Chew'

From the A Star Wars Christmas challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# How sweet . . . but no spitting . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# A merry...
...messy Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# And a wet juicey one to you too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# I would have boffed her then!
I still would now! And All I want for Christmas by her is a modern classic
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Boffed?
I boff daily
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# 'Boffed' is not a word.
If you mean 'Shagged her till her ears bled' then just say so !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Yes that too!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Boffed
Is a perfectly cromulant word!
(dampwookie failing to understand everything from birth up to, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Is that a cow's backside?
looks like one ...

and whats the brown soggy thing standing behind her?
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# PRINCESS LEA SUCKED CHEWBACCAS DICK!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# IT WAS ORAL SEX!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
edit: okay yeah that was gross sorry
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# oh fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# quite this^
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)
# WHAT WAS IT?!?
I missed it...
(dampwookie failing to understand everything from birth up to, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# So much hostility
ON CHRISTMAS DAY, NO LESS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Collar and cuffs seem to match...
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# . . . the muff !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)