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(__, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# It's four inches of wet snow on top of compacted glassy ice.
At least it is here. Mind you, didn't stop me from going out to the cinema...

Quantum of Solace was awesome. Anyone who says otherwise is a Roger Moore fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I read your name as Quantum of Boris then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I would change it.
But then some c*** would nick it to be facetious. Actually, probably not, but I overvalue myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Just make a place-holder account and call it Colonel Boris.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# It's dark out
You insensitive cunt
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# What . . . you're fresh out ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# it's fresh outside!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# aha
a pfft tree:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Well that is . . . re-freshing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# It's -3° outside.
I'm happy sat indoors with my toasty laptop keeping me warm.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Roasting marshmellows in front of your screen ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# more like roasting my nuts
where the battery is touching me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# It was -11° C the other night.
Somewhat cool walking three miles to work in that...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# well, yes it would be
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)
# But I am short sighted, so it is all fucked to me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# probably not the best thing to say given you are b3ta's bird authority
did you really see any of those birds or have you been plagiarising bill oddie or can you only function through high powered binoculars?
i know in the morning before i put my spec's on the buggers all look like little brown jobs to me too.

edit/ forget all of that, you're not the bird bloke that's the colonel, it's been a long year.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# no, but i do like birds
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# sorry about that little oversight
in that case may i recommend

www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/

from our very own colonel boris, who's eyesight is superb by all accounts
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# that is already booked marked
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Awww, thanks!
My eyesight hasn't suffered after years of.... looking through telescopes.

Oh, and self-abuse.

New bird list tomorrow. Time to see if the birds are using the fat feeders over the woods yet. Fussy buggers here. There's half-a-foot of snow and they don't go near them...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I'm in California.
Inside there are no cars.

/angry blog.



However- I like what you've done there. WOO.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# i did go out once
i'll always remember it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Were you out of doors ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# you're thinking of Jim Morrison
 
(Pob mk2, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Oh yeah . . . and . . . off the hinges !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# No thanks, it's over 35 degrees C outside!
I much prefer indoors in air conditioning!

/still like the pic, though
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:53, archived)
# its icy cold and im drunk
you trying to kill me?
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# so true........
HD is a cash cow
(Paddy O'Dawes, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)